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Dictator Juu

Taffy pull? IM FUCKIN THERE

About Me

Shhhiiittt foooo.
Im a preist.

FOR THE HORDE.

My Interests

Bein vainly vain.

I'd like to meet:

Matt Besser.

Music:


Modest Mouse.
Bob Dylan.
The Strokes.
Matchbox 20.
The Shins.

Recently shitty rap is my flavor.

Movies:


The Wicker Man.
Everything Is Illuminated.
Trainspotting.
The Count of Monte Cristo.
Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels.
Big Fish.
All I want.
LOTR Trilogy.
Scary Movie 2.
Green Street Hooligans.
The Big Lebowski.
SLC Punk!
Mean Creek.

Television:


In no particular order:
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Arrested Development.
Strangers With Candy.
Mr. Show with Bob and David.
Upright Citizens Brigrade.
Aqua Team Hunger Force.
Home Movies.
Reno 911.
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Venture Bros.
Weeds.

Books:


I thought I told you, I cant read.

Heroes:


Dylan is God.

Zach, you bring me joy, if you know what I mean.

My Blog

I saw Fuckin Dylan in a motherfuckin concert.

I saw God in all His glory last night (Saturday October 21st 2006) at the Long Beach Convention Center. Me and Denisessss arrived outside the arena at 3:30 (and already a line was forming, fairly sho...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

call me annie and ill fuckin sock you in the head

halloween is near, and this year i think im gonna be somethin obscure AGAIN (fuckin ppl dont know who fuckin shirley temple is? COME ON)canidates for costumin:1. Creedence Leonore Gielgud (if you know...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST

a good ol ownin : the only path to my non-existent heart : yours forEVER

ive never been owned so hard..... i love it, i love it with every fiber of my being.as some know i send rejection letters to those who ask to be a friend and i deny them. alot of times i get lame ass ...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

feminism: religion of the bull dykes

Feminism and Its Followers: The Hairy Pit of America A descriptive essay on the destruction of America caused by the evils of Feminism A cockamamie idea first thought of by those misguided, idealisti...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:09:00 PST

is it much to ask for you to be social & every now and then express yourself?

when steve posted that (not gonna say his name) pic it made me remember freakazoid! and that lead to the beloved cartoons of my childhood:the angry beaversanimaniacspinky and the brainrockos modern li...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:59:00 PST

Republicans - "They've got some awesome racists" - David Cross

its been awhile since i posted a blog and thats because i suck (just on the weekends), you suck, and these blog sucks.as everyone should know, ive bitched about AD enough, but ill say it again "Fuck F...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:28:00 PST

i cant get arrested mondays at 8 on fox til december 5th

fuck fox  they know why
Posted by Dictator Juu on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:16:00 PST

i think i blue myself : youre drunk! : youre high! : loose seal! : that whore! : that bitch!

~ . ~ well i dont think i have to say much but i own it, and by it i mean arrested development season 2 ( who can honestly say that they werent expectin that? someone who doesnt know me, thats who) ~...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 06:29:00 PST

get arrested tomorrow at 8 on fox

in anniversary to arrested developments third season on monday september 19th at 8 pm on channel 11 ( fox) i took a character test. i love takin character tests, i guess i liked to be to be labeled. Y...
Posted by Dictator Juu on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 05:56:00 PST