I'M A FUCKING LOSER!!!
I'm a Lesbian gnome. Fucking Gay.(FOR THE HORDE!)
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
jasmine calling me sugarlips, cosplaying shitty, going to shows, never being fucking serious, having my myspace be a huge ass joke, etc.
people who worship me like my number one fan:
i like candid photos...fellas shes still single and sassy!!
im not gonna give you a list where i put down every fucking band on my ipod like so many other douches but i will give you a list of things i listen to a lot
shitty 90's music because the 90s were a joke. (i.e. sisqo, lfo, WILL SMITH, chumbawumba, etc.)
The Go! Team
jessica fletchers
La Polla Loca
the delays
Clap Your hands say yeah
Moving units
Stereolab
Tilly and the Wall
The Breeders
of montreal
DFA 1979
enon
feist
gogol bordello
gravy train!!!
ladytron
metric
rilo kiley
the sounds
The Breeders
Maritime
Mika Miko
Pedro the Lion
Stereolab
The Velvet Underground
Our Savior Bob Dylan
Modest Mouse
Pavement
heh that was kind oflong but it could be a hell of a lot longer im just too fucking lazy.
The Wicker Man (funniest shit ever!!)
Strangers With Candy
state of mind
the life aquatic with steve zissou
dick
saved!
High Fidelity
The Ice Storm
Trolls 2!!
Drawn Together
Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Colbert Report
South Park
occasional stand up (except blue collar)
Strangers with Candy whenever i am lucky enough to catch a re-run
sealab 2021
aqua teen hunger force
Venture Bros.
Freak Squad
scrubs
dexter
jerry springer (white trash is funny)
Maury (watching women trying to find out if one of the five men she brought could be their babys daddy while pronouncing Maury's name wrong is funny. "murry he da baby daddy im 200% postive!" i love it when it turns out he's not and she screams and runs off the stage and yells why...oh i think she knows why.)
If youtube counts as tv then i watch that everyday.
Shitty Cosplayers Guide to Cosplaying Shitty (not yet published)
David Cross!!! Shitty Cosplayers (literally), and people who have worked at ikea for more than 2 years. i dunno how they do it without having attempted suicide at least twice.