Hi, my name is G.O.B., and I live in Newport Beach, California. I'm President of the Bluth Company, a large company that my loving father passed down to me.I am a registered Magician, and am a member and co-founder of the Magician's alliance. I have been featured in Poof Magazine, and have performed on a best-selling DVD. I have also performed with Magical Legend Tony Wonder. I would call my career one of the most renowned in the history of magic.I have also recorded my own album, with one of my good black buddies Franklin. We sang songs on the album which have helped to bring black and white people together in this great country. There's a brotha in all of us!As you can see, I am a talented indivudual, and I get laid often. I had sex last night! She was having all kinds of orgasms...but that's another story. So, if you would like to call me, I am currently going through a divorce (she's a real douche, but she is my wife with big cans and shes skinny), or if you would like to rent my Magic show for an event, my number is 1.704.243.2773 Just ask for G.O.B.! (remeber, its not pronounced gob like gobstopper!)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: G.O.B.
Birthday: January 1st, 1970
Birthplace: Newport Beach, California
Current Location: Newport Beach, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed, like all magicians!
Your Heritage: It doesn't matter, we're all brothas!
The Shoes You Wore Today: $5000 shoes, of course!
Your Weakness: I have none!
Your Fears: an illusion gone wrong...
Your Perfect Pizza: a diverse one!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fuck the business model (not that i havn't)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use instant messenger, losers
Thoughts First Waking Up: I had sex last night!
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything
Your Bedtime: you must be confusing me with my little brother buster...
Your Most Missed Memory: When dad took me to the cabin...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, all magicians drink it!
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, i don't go to those blue collar shitholes!
Single or Group Dates: Single, i'm not bisexual!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, it's magicians code not to drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like chocolate, and Franklin likes vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, it's a manly drink!
Do you Smoke: only with Tony Wonder
Do you Swear: Only at my family
Do you Sing: It's a talent all magicians must have
Do you Shower Daily: Of course, with the business model!
Have you Been in Love: Only with Franklin
Do you want to go to College: If you can afford to go, you don't need to
Do you want to get Married: Never!
Do you belive in yourself: I always have, I always will
Do you get Motion Sickness: I once chased down a man eating seal, enough said
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I leave it to everyone else
Are you a Health Freak: ???
Do you get along with your Parents: Only dad, I'm his favorite son
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: The piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Many times
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Countless
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: What's that?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If Buster hadn't already eaten them all...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I don't like Asian girls
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, numerous times, including for Tony Wonder
In the past month have you been Dumped: Do divorces count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the heart of my audience
Ever been Drunk: I hold my liqour!
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I've been beaten off!
Ever Shoplifted: In my $6000 suit?!?
How do you want to Die: In the aztec tomb!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit: New York
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Any
Height: Shorten than me
Weight: No fat broads!!
Best Clothing Style: sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: One, Franklin and Me Duets
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None!
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