I am the first born son of the Bluth family. The matriarch, if you will. Although I am a magician by trade, I have had many other great experiences. My fondest may be when I became a hero of the Iraq war. In title, I was also once the head of a successful company. The album I made with my bro Franklin helped make me the greatest player in the civil rights movement since, well, anyone. And, I'm my father's favorite son. So I think I did pretty good. Pretty damn good.
In terms of my illusions, you may remember me as the man who successfully broke out of Orange County Prison. Or perhaps as the man who made an entire yacht disapear. "Free Bird?" Yeah, that was me...well no, not really. I mean, I didn't get the rights, but "Free Chicken..." Oh and those of you disappointed due to the lack of free chicken, please send all complaints to my email address .
Recently a young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt has been claiming to be my son... he says he has a DNA test to prove it, but I heard the jury's still out on science. I think I'm ready to be a dad, but
hold on. I think I hear him coming. I should go.
