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Attorney Bob Loblaw

no habla español.

About Me



Joanie may have loved me, but I fucking hated that bitch.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Bank Fraud?
Embezzlement?
Conspiracy?
Money Laundering?
Identity Theft?*
*cash only
Insider Trading?

Are you a CEO, CFO or other executive facing these or similar charges?
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
You don’t need double-talk.

You need Bob Loblaw.

My Blog

My Top 7 Favorite Scientologists!!! (Sorry Tomkat.)

1. Nancy Cartwright The Voice of Bart Simpson "I sought out other solutions, I tried other philosophies and never found one that really indicated the truth to me. Scientology presented precepts to...
Posted by Attorney Bob Loblaw on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:34:00 PST

Sarcasm: My Anti-Drug

"Just tell your Grandma that you blew of the dinner plans you made because you were stoned." Tell her that even if you are already at her house eating dinner. Then tell her you are a cyborg vers...
Posted by Attorney Bob Loblaw on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:20:00 PST

The People of MySpace vs. Bob Loblaw

Subject: ok ok ok heyya what up? ight here is why i am givin goyu a message. my girl got a "Friend request" from you and she doesnt wanna be your friend LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE! thanks have a grea...
Posted by Attorney Bob Loblaw on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 05:51:00 PST