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Tobias

Actor

About Me

Wow, where to begin!I was a former Chief Of Psychiatry from Boston at Massachusetts General Hospital. While there, I even wrote a book entitled "The Man Inside Me" while I was still a therapist, or as I considered a self-styled analyst-therapist, or "analrapist". This book would even later go on to achieve much claim to fame in the San Francisco area. During that time, my family consisting of my beautiful wife Lindsay and daughter Maeby, even formed a folk singing group known as Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution and toured the country. It was a great time for us all.However, I lost my liscense while trying to save a life by giving CPR. It was an honest mistake though. I honestly thought he was having a heart attack. This unfortunate misunderstanding led me to my true calling though, the path that the universe provided for me: Acting.And what a career I've had! I have been an understudy for a popular theatrical group called "The Blue Man Group". As you can tell, it's been quite a ride.You might recognize me in as "Frightened Inmate #2" in an up and coming prison drama. They're still working on the title as of date. Most recently I had a career shining moment portraying George Bluth Sr. in an episode of "Scandal Makers", directed by legendary actor, acting coach, and close personal friend Carl Weathers. I've even been able to make several famous contacts since I've started a job as a security guard at a major studio.For a brief time while starting my acting career, I was part owner of a corporation called Gobias Industries. Our start up capital was an initial investment from someone that wishes to remain anonymous. Unfortunaly, we lost out do to a land deal that wasn't brought to our attention.I later became a owner of bar knowns as the "Tobias is Queen Mary". The workers accidently misspelled the title.As of late, my life has hit a bit of a roller coster patch. I recently underwent a procedure to look younger so I can keep up with all the Lance Bass's of the Hollywood industry. Unfortunatly, this has rendered me to a dolly and several skin disease symptoms. This isn't the first time life has tried to get me down on my knees though as I was cursed with the ailment of being a never-nude. As long as I have my loving family to support me though, I believe I'll be just fine. Also, please feel free to look at my photos of my fine work. They'll be changed periodically to broadcast my vast acting talent. You might also want to be aware to turn your volume up as I do have a background message that plays. It can take a few minutes to load up, so bare with me everyone.This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

I would like to pursue a career as a pirate....kidding! Acting of course! Although, pirating did lead to acting. It really makes one think.Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second

I'd like to meet:

I can safely say that I can scratch legendary actor Carl Weathers off of my list now. This man has so many life lessons to teach that will change the way you view the world and how to survive its harshness. And to think I learned all of this for a mere scant $1500!

Music:

I believe this is a good time to so some own self plugging: Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. Every song was about new medicines and their potential harmful effects on consumers. Each performance was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acquisition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: "We keep you alive". Unfortunatly, we're not together anymore as a singing group. I have tried replacements out, but it was either hit or miss. So sorry to get your hopes up.

Movies:

I would say check out my new film where I star as "Frightened Inmate #2", but they haven't decided upon a name as of yet.

Television:

Ah yes, TV. One of the many great inventions of mankind. On television, as it was once called, you can enjoy a showing of a series entitled "Scandal Makers". On one particular episode, you might notice yours truly in the leading role of George Bluth, Sr. With speaking lines no less!

Books:

Books are the gateway to ones true self. It speaks out about who the author really is and shows it to world, despite their denials. Speaking of books, one such as yourself can always look for mine, the runaway bestseller known as "The Man Inside Me". I even had a chance to do a public reading recently. The attendees were all of the Male sex so I thought it might make for the ease of reading if I changed all the pronouns in the book to "he". I felt as though the crowd understood my work and where I was coming from. Here is my book: This here is the alternate cover I thought of going with:

Heroes:

Only one person comes to mind when I hear this word. He's much more though. Teach me all you can you wonderful man

My Blog

The Evil Dead Musical

How is everyone? I just wanted to post a quick blog to bring everyone's attention to a production called "The Evil Dead Musical". If you're a fan of the films and live close to New York then you shoul...
Posted by Tobias on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

Tobias Trivia anew!

How is everyone? Today's 'Tobias Trivia question' contains a bit of theatre, a taste of rapping, and a tease of a song. The following is a little of what myself and former gang members gave to an audi...
Posted by Tobias on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST

Tobias Trivia !

How is everyone? It's time for another round of 'Tobias Trivia' and this question pertains to yours truly. If you're ready, then read on: During the course of one day, I recorded everything I said. He...
Posted by Tobias on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

New quote for everyday life

Hello everyone, This particular little item you could possibly use in cases of everyday life situations. At first I was thinking of the time I said "Butterscotch! Want a lick?", but that might not be ...
Posted by Tobias on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

Tobias Trivia for Sept 18th

How is everyone? Well, this weeks trivia question comes from the episode entitled "Best man for the Gob". In that particular episode I am talking to Michael about Lindsay and I's "rough patch" on our ...
Posted by Tobias on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

Tobias to appear on Scrubs

Hello everyone, Some may have heard of this or may not have, but just in case, your old friends Tobias was recently talked about by a young actor known as Zach Braff recently. Here is what he had to s...
Posted by Tobias on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

Regarding 'Tobias' Trivia'

Why hello there, This post is about the trivia section in my blog which is known as 'Tobias Trivia' obviously named after me. It was just an experiment to see if people would participate and I must sa...
Posted by Tobias on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

A Bluth Member in trouble: Jeans Fund

Some people might not have had a chance to read this in the bulletin section so I'm copying it into the blog section just in case. This bulletin post is about something that's a very real problem that...
Posted by Tobias on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

A New Tobias Quote

It looks as if some people are just now hearing of the popular new catch phrase "Douche Chill" and are spreading the good word. Since that being the case, the new quote will be from yours truly, but w...
Posted by Tobias on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:20:00 PST

Tobias' Trivia

Great job out to Mike and Bik for the correct answers to the last trivia questions. As for the new question:  On my profile page, you can hear me auditioning for the part where I alert everyone a...
Posted by Tobias on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST