Oscar Bluth

I'M NOT GEORGE BLUTH SR.

Today the prison psychologist gave me a poetry assignment, she thinks I need to get my emotions out on paper and maybe then Ill accept my new life here and start fitting in with the other inmates. I ...
Posted by Oscar Bluth on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 07:42:00 PST

I SWEAR TO YOU I'M OSCAR!

Its been a week since my last entry. I can explain. Last Thursday, I was counting ants in the prison yard and it was a scorcher but I remember, I started killing the ants with my feet, yelling Die y...
Posted by Oscar Bluth on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 07:41:00 PST

I CAN'T STAY IN PRISON ONE MORE DAY!

After several weeks in the big house Ive come to accept I might be here for a while. Although this is the most horrible experience to date, Im growing accustomed to the pain. I do all that I can t...
Posted by Oscar Bluth on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 07:40:00 PST

Nickname

Well, since no one submitted any nicknames I was forced to give one to myself. In retrospect choosing the nickname Doobie wasnt the best choice. ...
Posted by Oscar Bluth on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 07:40:00 PST

I'll Be Seeing You

Goodbye....Until Summer.
Posted by Oscar Bluth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have lemons, I make lemonade

But I hate the lemonade business, I hate the grind. You have to grind so many fucking lemons.
Posted by Oscar Bluth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST