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Ryan James Max Lacey

I've got soul / but I'm not a soldier

About Me

Im gonna try and keep it simple: • Im a fully functioning alcoholic • I split my head open stealing a street sign, then found out i had an ENTER score of 95.75 two days later • I am a music snob, which is somewhat ironic given that Supertramp and ELO are usually my profile songs • I get paid to go to Uni • I have unkempt, Bee Gee-esque hair • Im not a nerd, Im just smart, theres a difference. Besides, most people just know me as that fuckhead that drinks at the pub(s) • By the way, I dont dance, although I will gyrate my hips with my arms in the air • Voted "Best ass in Bacchus Marsh 2007" • Thats it... add me on msn [email protected] for erotic times..

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My Interests

Music, drinking, women, footy, soccer, gambling, avoiding uni homework, books, pub, kegs, boobs, slabs, sleeping in 'til 12 every day. And a crazy little thing called love.And of course my pet, Marty Mcfly adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, as long as they dont lIeK toTallY tAlK LiEk tHiS, have no time for morons

Music:

THE BEST: oasis, the beatles, the kinks, the rolling stones, the living end, the doors, powderfinger, U2, crowded house ............................................................ .....................................THE REST: beach boys, manic street preachers, bruce “the boss” springsteen, hoodoo gurus, midnight oil, cold chisel, CCR, hunters and collectors, the bon, old INXS, gunners, van halen, billy joel, dire straits, stone roses, led zeppelin, the strokes, the cure, split enz, queen, spinal tap, pink flloyd, the animals, and a lot of shit no one has heard of as well as pretty much all the classics such as Fleetwood and oh fuck how can I almost forget to mention Meatloaf.

Movies:

Braveheart, Monty Python, Two hands, Back to the Future parts 1 & 2 (PART 3 CAN GET FUCKED), Zoolander, Anchorman, Snatch, and the legendary Beverly Hills Ninja

Television:

SEINFELD!!, simpsons, southpark, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!, curb your enthusiasm, neighbours lol, the office, scrubs,

Books:

LOTR, Day of the Triffids, How green was my valley, 1/14th of an elephant, All quiet on the western front, Angela's Ashes, For the term of his natural life, Grapes of Wrath (any book where you can talk about a tortoise for 3 chapters is alright with me), and any book about war (WW2) or horror... yeah im a nerd go fuck yourself :)