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máscara del chachi

Relax with some fudge.

About Me

I could probably use professional help.

My Interests

movies, reading, writing, comedy

I'd like to meet:

Suttree Vaughn on a day other than the one when his penis got snipped!

Music:

Lately it's David Bowie: Station to Station, The Pogues: Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash, early Alice Cooper, The Smiths

Movies:

Corey Haim Me Myself and I (someone should put this on DVD now with a Corey commentary, right now!).

Television:

I'm sick of people bitching about TV in this section. Yes it's true that the average person watches too much of it. And yes it's true that there are too many stupid reality shows on these days. Yet, it's also true (in my humble opinion) that this is an exciting era for television. There plenty of quality shows on these days; a surprising number of which are on broadcast networks. If you choose not to watch, fine, but don't act like there is nothing worth watching out there.

Books:

Writers I enjoy include (but are hardly limited to): Paul Auster, Charles Bukowski, Michael Chabon, Harry Crews, Philip Jose Farmer, Ernest Hemingway, Patricia Highsmith, John Irving, Elmore Leonard, Larry McMurtry, Dorothy Parker, Richard Price, John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and Charles Willeford. Oh and Pauline Kael.

Heroes:

Suttree Vaughn Minor White (because he looks like his mom and farts like his dad)and Haley Holman (because she is a demented genius).

My Blog

myspace won't let me post it as a bulletin so...

your favorite song right now? "Thank You For Sending Me an Angel" by Talking Heads. It's so upbeat it helps me wake up in the morning. last thing you ate? a Little Mo.  most prized possession? It...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:49:00 PST

A million?

Sammy Hagar says there's a million ways to make love in There's Only One Way To Rock. I bet that means Sammy pulled off the golden douche!   
Posted by Jim on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST

Time Travel

If I could travel back in time to any period in my lifetime, I would go back to when the postal service was asking people to vote on which Elvis stamp they would print. Then I woul...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:10:00 PST

Help for the lonely

So all my friends know I'm a true playa. Just the other day, one of them was like, "Jim, it ain't fair that you get all the pussy. You just walk into a bar and there's 10 women on you. Can't you ...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:37:00 PST

Spread the word!!!

Golden returns in 'Cop & 1/2' sequel Saturday May 20 10:04 AM ET Norman D. Golden II hasn't acted in years. That doesn't seem to affect his confidence though. "I feel like I've been reborn," Gold...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:30:00 PST