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Hamb

A Ninja is alot like old Jazz, Noone has claimed to see it, and those who have are dead

About Me

"Sometimes I think I have a cybernetic nose. But it has electrical problems."

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My Interests

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I would like to meet jesus. Not for divine reasons but to settle a bet if he could in fact build a microwave.
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My Blog

Don't think I'll ever grow up

Today Southwest Airlines sent me a birthday card wishing me a happy B Day. I was actually expecting to open the card up and find a Outback Steakhouse gift card or even 20 bucks like my grandmother sen...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:19:00 GMT

Look before you cross the road, Dial safe

Yesterday at work I had a little mishap. For the past two weeks people have been getting layed off due to economic reasons. It's kinda like a NBA draft going on in my workplace. Everyone's panicking a...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:17:00 GMT

My Monkey wants a chickenstrip basket

It's getting around Christmas time and that means we have to start planning what to get people. Movies, games, jewelry and cloths. My Grandmother gets me pajama bottoms every year. I have like 14 pair...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:23:00 GMT

Metropolis Casino

I love road trips. It doesn't really matter where you go. You could plan a trip to a  Nestle Crunch factory and I'd be like Hell Yeah!! Texas butter churning fair, let me get my butter gloves, th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:15:00 GMT

O’ Charlies

There are alot of things people prepare themselves for mentaly. If put into a situation you would think you would react a certain way but you don’t. Well this happened Friday at O’ Charlie...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Peanut guy

My father has a knack for finding weird things. Seriously if you ever need a underground yarn hook up I'm sure he knows a guy. Mention knitting around him I dare you. But anyways I'm over my parents h...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:19:00 GMT

A New Year New Things

Well it's officially 2008 and with the rush of a new year people make Resolutions. To me a Resolution is like that penny tray you find in most convenience stores. You keep meaning to put change in it ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 17:50:00 GMT

Me, Married?

This week I got to hang out with a few old faces and it's funny how things change over time. Not that I mind hanging out with married couples, some are alot of fun. It's the married couples that impos...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:35:00 GMT

Miami

There are alot of things I can say about Miami. But I'm going to Tarantino it. It's around 10:00 and we are sitting in a bar. The atmosphere is very uneasy, A Latino vibe is all around and I get this ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:45:00 GMT

Live a little

About a month ago me and a guy I share a cubicle with got into a heated debate whether or not you could rent a 87 Buick Skylark. The whole reason it started was because I was trying to convience him o...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:31:00 GMT