Don’t Ask Me No Questions |
Directions: Answer questions using the titles of the songs on your MP3 player set to random, even if they don't make sense. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? What I Want - Daughtry WHAT ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:06:00 GMT |
Merry Christmas (I Dont Want to Fight Tonight) |
Wrapping paper or gift bags?
· Gift bags. The only thing I'm wrapping is an old school jam, yo.
Real tree or artificial?
· &nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:14:00 GMT |
Say my name, say my name |
My beautiful girl Shannon says she stole this idea from me but I don't remember doing it in the first place. Therefore, I am stealing from her what she stole from me that my amnesiac evil twin probabl...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:18:00 GMT |
Tell me more, tell me more... |
Summer Survey
Have you gone to the beach this summer? If so, how many times have you gone and with whom?Once with my BFF and her daughter. Despite the blazing sun, a fantastic time was had by all. Hol...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:50:00 GMT |
Fish are Jumpin and the Cotton is High |
Yes, it's summertime and I am officially sick of it. It doesn't make any sense to be so freaking hot. I have written the following haiku to express how I feel about the devil's season:
Damn, I am swea...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:02:00 GMT |
For the Love of Money |
I am sick of money, specifically the incredible lack thereof. I always try to be "Miss The Glass is Half Full", but sometimes I just want to wallow in my own misery. I am blessed beyond blessed t...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:59:00 GMT |
Seven Deadly Sins |
Wrath
What is your weapon of choice?
My fists of fury.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
In a hot minute, yo.
How about the same sex?
In a hot half a minute, yo.
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Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 22:47:00 GMT |
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
I am in a terrible mood, but I have decided to challenge myself. I will attempt to write a blog about my current pissiness without using my favorite word&the dreaded "f" word. Following is a list of p...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:59:00 GMT |
Space Oddity |
I'm old. I know it, you know it, it's a fact of life. I'll be 38 in a couple of weeks and that's damned old. Next is 40 and it's all downhill after that. This isn't some sort of passive aggressive plo...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
I Wish |
If you were a ____, what would you be?
Doesn't that sound like a question from the Newlywed Game? "Where's the most uncomfortable place you've ever made whoopie?" "In the butt."
Movi...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
