Lindsay - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Lindsay Bluth Funke. I won Best Hair in high school. I am currently a member in good standing of HOOP. My hobbies include shoplifting, driving a cabin car, my vibrator, saving my money for Diamond Dust, listening to old tracks of my band, shopping, lusting after Thomas Jane, wanting what I can't have, being in an open marriage...ooooh, a sale!

My Interests

Doing the chicken dance, stealing company money, ignoring my...daughter?, phone sex with Bob Loblaw

I'd like to meet:

Ellen DeGeneres, Thomas Jane, Patricia Arquette, and Calista Flockhart

Music:

kd lang

Movies:

"Boys on the Side," "Finding Nemo," "If These Walls Could Talk," and, my all-time favorite, "Mr. Wrong"

Television:

"Passions," "Ally McBeal," "Ellen," "The Ellen DeGeneres Show"

Books:

Cosmo, Vogue, Vanity Fair, my divorce papers

Heroes:

Myself