I'm a good Christian girl. I enjoy burning CDs (burning in bonfires, not the illegal duplication stuff..that's the working of The Devil). I have a boyfriend named George Michael. We like to make prank phone calls, and we were naughty in his room the other day. Our lips met. Oh, scandal! I really like eggs, and ask anybody, I'm really funny. I was also MVP of the Sitwell/Bluth Company softball game. They call me The Wall, as my low center of gravity makes me impossible to knock over. My good friends call me Egg.
