About Me?
Well pretty much I'm your average rhino. I work a typical 8-5 job. I'm in the entertainment business, performing at the zoo. It's an easy job, I just stand there and look pretty. The visitors eat it up. I try not to associate with the other animals. Namely the hippos.
Since I work hard, I have to play hard. Friday and Saturday nights, you'll find me in the hippest clubs. All-exclusive, invite only clubs. I only hook up with the hottest of the hot. Often times, I have to fight off the ladies. I've dated World famous models like Natalie Lenko and Anne Cheung. I've been rumored with Grammy, Tony, Academy, and Purple Heart recipient Lane Slater. Women love the big horn. I'm not braggin, just stating the facts
In my spare time, I train in mma. I've grappled with some of the best out there. Former UFC and Pride champs including Rich Busch, Levares Ramirez, Ray Finkle, etc. I'm world famous for my leg locks. I'm considered the world's prominent Sambo practitioner.
I used to be a member of several bands. We have recorded dozens of top 20 hits. I'm moving away from my Gangsta Rap Artist image and trying to capitalize on the more profitable teeny bop category. So far so good and a 2008 tour is being planned with the Sultan of Pop himself.
FAQ
If you were gay, which male celebrity would you be with?
I'm not gay, so I won't dignify this question with an answer. And f*&* you for asking.
If you had a chance to ask any1 for a quickie, who would it be?
I don't ask, they ask me.
What is the meaning of life?
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Is it true you turned down Harvard, Yale, Cambridge, UCLA, Berkeley, 2 calling doves and partridge in a pear tree?
Yes, I, instead went to the prestigious Devry University School Of Nursing. How else do you think I got my job at the zoo?
Would you say you're conceited?
That's the problem with society nowadays. Just because a rhino, like myself, knows he's better than everybody else, doesn't make me conceited.
What's your secret to success?
It wouldn't be a secret if I told you.
Are you still married to supermodel, rocket scientist, ex wimbledon champion, Christine Rizinski?
No, I can do better.
Message To Others
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You're face is lol
You're the result of a faulty condom