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Lucille 2

Everybody thinks they’re Frank Sinatra.

About Me

I am the widow, Lucille Austero, and I suffer from severe bouts of vertigo. I am trying to fight it without the use of medication. I went to the Plumb Clinic and that cured me for a while but then Michael took me for a spin in his new convertible and undid all of Dr. Sandor Plumb's work.

My good friend and social rival is Lucille Bluth. She is so deliciously witty. Poor woman. Her husband is in jail. He only gets one call a day--you'd think he'd want to save that for his lawyer.

I love the Bluths. I've always had a standing order to buy up any availiable Bluth stock to support them.

My Interests

bachelorette auction, the bluths, bridge, buster, chronic vertigo, the dizzies, grand romantic gestures, peanut brittle, spin class, stan sitwell

I'd like to meet:

A man who makes me hear music and plans grand romantic gestures. He must have courage and he musn't be ashamed to be seen with me. He must be understanding of my vertigo especially when I get extremely nauseous. Buster would call it "our nausea". Oh, Buster. I wonder if he has a girl in his life.

My Blog

For those who don't know me...

See Arrested Development on DVD seasons 1 and 2.  You'll be glad you did.  It is a spectacular show and (most) people who take the time to watch a few episodes get hooked on it.  The ...
Posted by Lucille 2 on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:20:00 PST