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Oi

I am here for Friends

About Me



They paint their faces so differently from ours
And if you listen closely • That war it never stops


My Interests



(Can't keep a beat.)

I'd like to meet:



Music:

The sound of feral cats being thrown into a thrashing combine. Oh, and...uh...The Beatles.

Movies:

Far too many to list - and who are we kidding, you wouldn't read them all anyway.

Books:

...are dangerous and make for excellent kindling.

Heroes:

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
Carl Sagan

My Blog

A Public Service Announcement

Stop.   Touch.   And Tell. Scrotal Safety Commission...
Posted by Oi on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

Phosphorescent Paraphernalia.

I -might- have finangled myself an internship at the local art museam. Well, I've been given a lead anyway. Stay tuned for serious business details.Update: Looks like I've got even more leads to follo...
Posted by Oi on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:58:00 PST

Annual meteor shower this weekend.

Check this out."The annual Perseid meteor shower will reach its peak during the early hours of Monday, but it will be visible from Saturday night until Tuesday morning.""Both hemispheres will receive...
Posted by Oi on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

The cell phone that became a pager...

Anyone who has tried to get in touch with me in the past week knows that it sounds like I'm trapped inside a lead box. It's something of a miracle if you are even able to hear me at all.I've got a new...
Posted by Oi on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST

And thus spoke Hyperion...

*blows a layer of dust off his blog*
Posted by Oi on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:05:00 PST

Happy St. Patty's Day!


Posted by Oi on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

This Gripping Pickle is Troublesome, In Fact.

The subject line is a non sequitur, and so it shall remain.It's probably clear to most that I've stopped using my blog, and subsequently myspace for the most part. I think the initial high that comes ...
Posted by Oi on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

More amaizing things from the internet: A photo tour of North Korea

Everyone should have a look at what the internet has produced.This photo-blog belongs to a well-traveled Russian gentleman who has put together a collection of images from his visit to North Korea. Wh...
Posted by Oi on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST

10 reasons to throw myself into on-comming traffic.

Why yes, suicide is funny. 1) Suggesting that I am a pacifist, but secretly harboring compeitive blood-lust.2) Actually saying "target demographic" on more than one occasion.3) The more horrific the f...
Posted by Oi on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

Hey internet, I'm sorry...

...But you keep producing things like this. I don't know if I can trust you anymore. It's so...so...wonderful, and yet deep down I know that it's wrong. I hate you for making me feel this way. So......
Posted by Oi on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:45:00 PST