Harcourt Fenton Mudd - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have been called an interstellar rogue, con man, and general ne'er-do-well. I do believe that is just a bit harsh however. I mean all I have tried to do is make a decent living bringing happiness and joy to all. Besides it's all James T. Kirk's fault. I have been charged with various interstellar crimes, all of them trumped up I might add. Including smuggling, transport of stolen goods, and purchasing a space vessel with counterfeit currency. One of my greatest capitalist endeavors involved the Venus drug. Given to my darling women which were recruited as mail order brides for a group of miners on Rigel XII.

My Interests

Sitting in my comfy Chair and Drinking lots of alcohol and not that Star Fleet synthehol either. But the real stuff. Romulan Ale comes to mind.

I'd like to meet:

Any of the lovely ladies of the Milky Way Galaxy. I really like the Orion Slave women. I even have a J-class starship that's all decked out, so you can accompany me on our journeys. Provided of course the that damn James T. Kirk does not chase me into another asteroid field.

Music:

Klingon Opera,

Television:

I Do Not Watch Any Electronic Medium that Broadcast Such Lies. Total misunderstanding. Blast Star Fleet

Books:

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, we really could learn a lot from them you know.

Heroes:

The Gorn who battled Kirk, Khan Noonien Singh, The Mugato that bit Kirk. True Business men like Quark, Cyrano Jones, Brunt, J.R. Ewing.