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Wormwood Chronicles

IGNORING THE MAINSTREAM SINCE 1998

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GREETINGS, FIENDS!I am Dr. Abner Mality, Chief Scientist at Wormwood Laboratories, and I welcome you to the Wormspace...the Myspace page for Wormwood Chronicles webzine. I have been toiling in the dungeons for 8 long years working on this frightening slab of pseudo-journalistic terrorism and the page you are currently looking at it is merely the latest step in Wormwood' plans of world conquest. We started as a modest paper zine that lasted for 12 issues before finally becoming a net-only zine several years ago.What is the Wormwood Chronicles, you ask? Well, it is a reflection of our own demented minds, dealing with underground culture on many different levels. POP FANS AND MALL RATS, FLEE OR YOU MAY BE EATEN ALIVE BY THE UNADULTERATED CHAOS YOU ENCOUNTER HERE! We mainly focus on MUSIC, primarily HEAVY METAL. From the classic sounds of metal's golden age to the most obscure and underground death and black metal crawling from the tombs of today, we examine many facets of this greatest of all forms of music. We've interviewed many bands at all stages of the game and here is just a small sample of those we've talked to: Overkill, King Diamond, Motorhead, Queensryche, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Dismember, Dio, Akercocke, GWAR and many, many more. But metal is only part of our musical menu. You'll also find punk, progrock and just plain flat out rock and roll. Check out the Torture Chamber section for hundreds of reviews of all sorts of underground artists. Here at Wormspace, we'll keep you updated on the latest additions.That's not all, boys and ghouls! We also love cult films and TV shows...not for us are the boring CGI-infested mainstream pap-fests at the multiplex. We've examined the most obscure and strange examples of cinema and have interviewed the likes of Sid "Captain Spaulding" Haig, Michael "Hills Have Eyes" Berryman and the King of Gore, H.G. Lewis himself. Our Philm Phreaks section is full of movie oddities.We also have sections looking at pro wrestling...we've interviewed the likes of ECW's Jerry Lynn and the legendary Sir Oliver Humperdink...and the strange phenomena that makes our small planet so interesting. Check out the Wormwood Files for articles on Spontaneous Human Combustion, the amazing Coral Castle and the Wisconsin Werewolf! And we also have the foul-mouthed rantings of our own curmudgeonly raconteur, Mort Poisson, who can spout off about anything!That's just a sample of what you'll find at Wormwood Chronicles (www.wormwoodchronicles.com). Here at the Wormspace, we'll keep you updated as to what's going on and we hope to scare many more of you humanoids with our brand of psychotronic culture. WE HAVE ONLY BEGUN TO TERRORIZE! Free Dark creepy layouts at DarkestPoint.com


My Interests

www.wormwoodchronicles.comFor Dr. Abner Mality: Cross-species transplants...brain surgery...unexplained phenomena...kayfabe-era wrestling....ic American superhero comics...drive-in flicks...kaiju eiga...Dada art and poetry...samurai flicks...film noir...Thai food...lost civilizations...great cartoons of the past...dinosaurs...Star Trek...saving the planet...Monty Python...3 Stooges...Green Bay Packers...Harry Caray...animals of all kinds...martial arts movies...the dark side

I'd like to meet:

Slayer...Venom...Ray Harryhausen...Christopher Lee...Rob Halford...Lemmy...
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Music:

Metal The eternal power of METAL!!!! Thrash metal, power metal, doom metal, death metal, classic metal, hardcore. Also Southern rock, real punk, 70's prog rock. RAP AND COUNTRY VERBOTEN!!!! DAS IST ALLES!

Movies:

See our Philm Freaks section on our web site! Universal horror movies...spaghetti westerns...movies by Ed Wood, Al Adamson and Andy Milligan...film noir...anything with Bogart and Edward G. Robinson...80's action flicks...Shaw Brothers kung fu...psychotronic movies...blaxploitation movies...anything directed by John Huston or Akira Kurosawa...drive-in trash...huge historical epics and biblical films...70's crime flicks...Hammer horror movies..."Lord of the Rings"...superhero movies...lucha libre movies...Japanese giant monsters...juvenile delinquent films. NO MUSICALS....PLEASE!!!

Television:

Star Trek...Monty Python's Flying Circus...Kolchak:The Night Stalker...The Outer Limits...Arrested Development...The Simpsons....ic 60's/70's comedies...Dragnet...The Twilight Zone(classic and 80's only!)...Babylon 5...Dr. Who...History Channel...Discovery Channel...

Books:

Fiction: J.R.R. Tolkien, Michael Moorcock, Robert Silverberg, H.P. Lovecraft, Clark Ashton SmithNon-fiction: Books on cryptozoology, ancient civilizations, psychology, history, pop culture

Heroes:

Boris Karloff...Ray Harryhausen...Forrest J. Ackerman...

My Blog

Slowing Down To A Crawl

It looks like we've hit another dead patch at the main Wormwood Chronicles website. It will probably be a while before we get another interview up and, as usual, the CD reviews are running a litt...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:58:00 PST

Strange Scraps From the Twisted Table of My Mind

This will be one of my "stream of consciousness" blogs, so strap on your helmet and have your Depends handy... I've always been fond of those minds that see things on a larger scale than the rest of u...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:54:00 PST

The Conqueror Worm

Humanoids, I just reacquainted myself with an old friend the other day...Matthew Hopkins, the Witchfinder General. He's been dead for several hundred years now, yet we know each other well through the...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:29:00 PST

"Graveyard Shift"

In my opinion, Richard Matheson is probably the most skilled writer of the fantastic of the 20th Century...and beyond. The recent film "I Am Legend" is an adaptation of his novel of the same name, a n...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:03:00 PST

Toil and Trouble

Hello, fiends and friends of Wormwood! Just when things start to roll along really good here at Wormwood Laboratories, a gremlin emerges to throw a wrench in the works! My computer has gone loco ...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:22:00 PST

Assorted Rants and Raves

Need to vent on a number of subjects (big surprise there, eh?) but before I get into that, I'd like to update you humanoids on a couple of interview updates at the main Wormwood Chronicles websit...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:42:00 PST

Funeral Customs The World Over

I am always looking for a little light reading to lift my spirits. At a local library, I found just the thing I was looking for: an old well-worn book by Robert Habenstein and William Lamers with the ...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

"LOL"...all-purpose syllable for cyber-idiots

Wandering around the Internet, it’s easy to see how mankind’s intelligence is diminishing every day. People talk more and more and seem to communicate less. English has been reduced to a s...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:09:00 PST

The Fog Begins to Lift...New Updates

There’s finally some good news in Wormwoodland, humanoids! After a very long and difficult period of either inactivity or little activity, things are picking up big time at Wormwood Chronicles. ...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:59:00 PST

FRUSTRATED!!!

By now, I was hoping to post some positive news about the Wormwood Chronicles website but we are still stuck in limbo. This situation is beyond frustrating! There are so many things I would like ...
Posted by Wormwood Chronicles on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:19:00 PST