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Bejar Bob;The Canary Island Jew!!!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

pMy name is BOB.I go by many names to many different people.Most of them are Bad.Some call me BOOGIE BOB,others call me BENNY.To some I am known as THE NOTORIUS B-O-B!My family ancestry goes back not to Spain,but THE CANARY ISLANDS,supposedly,if you can believe that!I'm not sure how I got the moniker OF"ENGLISH BOB"though! I like walking around with MY ZIPPER DOWN everyday because it makes it ALOT easier for me to SCREW PEOPLE! ***HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!***
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Super evil clown /

My Interests

*** Being a SLUMLORD,Making Money,Screwing people over,Taking advantage of things,Being a TightWade,BLACK BROADS,and SHAVED PUSSY!!!***

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet back up with that SON OF A BITCHIN WHORE who ratted out my Business operations and bailed on me.Thats right,I'm talkin about that PILE OF STINKING COW SHIT,HORSEY!!!I got some words for that ASSHOLE & his COLONEL buddy! I better not ever run into either of them again.HORSEY would'nt be where he is today if it wasn't for me!I should of sent his Funky Ass to the GLUE FACTORY years ago and just been done with it. That miserable excuse for an animal is nothing but an Ungrateful,Self Serving,Egotistical,DRUG ADDICT!!! I am glad that Cocksucker Colonel took his Mangy white ass away.Good ridence! And for the record; ***YES,I DO HAVE A PRICE OUT ON HORSEY's HEAD! AND THE COLONEL'S TOO IF HE TRIES GETTING INTO MY BUSINESS AGAIN!!!*** (I was making ALOT of Money off them Columbians,you ASSHOLE!) And if I so much as hear a Rumor that either of these Two are scheming behind my back again.......There gonna find out the hard way why they call me "THE DUKE of DEATH"!

Music:

Beastie Boys,Jefferson Airplane,Janis Joplin,Vanilla Ice,Kotton Mouth Kings,Wu Tang Clan,R-E-M,Chego y Los Cacajuates Azules,Selena,Santana,Vicente Fernandez,Jose Alberto'El Canario',The BeGees,Marvin Gaye,Barry White,Cypress Hill,Flamenco Music,George Micheal

Movies:

CASINO,THE SUPER,JOE'S APARTMENT,RAGING BULL,SCARFACE,FEAR & LOATHING in LAS VEGAS,THE TENENT,WILLIE WONKA,CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,ALICE IN WONDERLAND,LEPRECHAUN in DA HOOD,XXX BANGBROTHERS'ASS PARADE(I like the Black Chicks!),

Television:

I dont watch much TV-It Rotts your Brain!Too CHEAP to even Own one!

Books:

The Ferengi RULES of AQUISITION,BOB GONE WILD!

Heroes:

MYSELF!,The Grand Nagus,Donald Trump,The Monopoly Guy,The MadHatter,Col.Sanders,Vince McMahon,Mr.Burns,

My Blog

A Listing of My Aliases & Earned NickNames

I have many incarnations;-ENGLISH BOB-BOOGIE BOB-THE NOTORIUS B-O-B-SCREW-JOB BOB-THE DUKE of DEATH-BEJAR BOB-SHIESTER BOB-BOBBY WARBUCKS-BENNY-LORD of THE SLUMS-BOBOSO...
Posted by Bejar Bob;The Canary Island Jew!!! on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

How do I Always get away w/this Shit anyhow?WHY!And who lets Me get away w/it!?!

I was drinking some Tea this morning with my Associate & Madd Scientist Buddy,DADDY RAY,and we were having a Good Ole' laugh.As usual we were Scheming how to Divide up some PROFITs between us from...
Posted by Bejar Bob;The Canary Island Jew!!! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Well,what do you expect me to do about???

So a entire Wall Collapses at one of My SLUMs.And maybe a Family or two or 10 end up w/o a wall to there Apartments.I know it Sucks,but what the hey,its Not Winter anymore.And they wanted me to f...
Posted by Bejar Bob;The Canary Island Jew!!! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST

***DON'T FUCK WITH ME HORSEY!!!!!***

Well,Boogie Bob has got something to get out there.I got something I gotta prove.Here on Myspace I'm Not Afraid of ANYBODY!Doesn't matter who it is!Mike "The Brooklyn Fury",he thought he was a Big Shi...
Posted by Bejar Bob;The Canary Island Jew!!! on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST