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IGotNewsForYou Laughter is the best medicine. Cure someone today!

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Montreal, Quebec
Country:: Canada
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Disturbed/Excited easterish

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SX,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Jimmy-Pop ARE THOSE MY NUTS HANGING OFF YOUR CHIN????

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Burning Beard life lacks danger music

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Houston, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

FusterCluK Jesus loves winners!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Silver Spring, Wash DC, Washington DC
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Casey

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sumter, South Carolina
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger

Shaun

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Portland, Oregon
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Captain Es ist nicht wichtig wie gut ich bin. Es zÃ¤hlt bloÃŸ, wie schlecht die anderen sind.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Todders It's MEEEEEEE

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WINTER PARK, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Connie

Age:: 47 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Schenectady, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

VA

Age:: 52 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Mark Remember this cheesy song! Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist already. You need to

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SUMNER, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

James J. Gallo, Jr. Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Miami, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

PLUTO Only in Darkness, can Light shine.

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

AllÃ¡n Herrera

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

DJ Mr.Bless

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BRONX, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Katie

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RICHMOND, Kentucky
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

My Best Enemy Better Must Come

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Virginia
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Albert

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PRESCOTT, but I once lived in Commerce CA, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Shawn

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Munich Germany/Sacramneto Ca., California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Spider Jerusalem conquers politics You will all choke on my exploded brain-meat.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Temple City, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Bisexual
Here For:: Friends

Jen Sorensen

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married

FANartisch

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Nordrhein-Westfalen
Country:: Germany
Status:: Single

Unemployed Philosophers Guild Presents of Mind

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BROOKLYN, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Tim

Age:: 58 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Colorado
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Chainsaw Buffet

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LENOIR CITY, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Flying Spagehetti Monster!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single

NECROMANIAC Excuse me sir, there seems to be a huge car stuck up your ass.

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PERRAmount, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Captain Canard MOVE YOU FREAK!!!

Age:: 45 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Tragically I Was an Only Twin As a rule, I can stand still with the best of them, like the proverbial Pavlovian dog, for the grote

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Almost a dot on the map, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

OtHeLLo The SoN oF MaRs I CAN GIVE FIRE A 3RD DEGREE BURN

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bronx, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Superball Returns!!!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Heinousville, Georgia
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Stephanie McAwesome Bring It

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BRADENTON, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Finland
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Drunken Deadbeat Disaster a poet at heart and a wastrel on the surface...

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York Fuckin' City, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Kristyn

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Las Vegas, Nevada
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 51 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ROCHESTER, Michigan
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Susan

Age:: 56 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

trixie twix loves fwootloops

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Manila,
Country:: Antarctica
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Âº K Âº There is no Dana, only Zuul!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Indianapolis, Indiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Shalawesome

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles (South Bay), California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Goodtime Charlie We gotta steal a car. I'm going to Mexico, and I'm gonna shoot that guy in the face.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Teej Like Father Like Son.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

tom u.

Age:: 97 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fort Worth, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Rachel Are y'all here for the motherfuckers?

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

mighty MIGHTY!

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LILLE,
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

â˜† SuperMelegate â˜† 'but i've run out of patience. i've run out of comment. i'm tired of the violence. i couldn't care l

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ep, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Laggy

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Orlando, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Lobo Fan Yeah I heard an animal make that noise once but when we rolled him over he was dead

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: The Sticks, New Mexico
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Quintin David beastin cats since '82

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DALLAS, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Status:: Single