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Disturbed/Excited

easterish

About Me

I take that back. I was just trying to make everyone feel better about a frankly disturbing situation. Abi isn't 'wicked' at all, instead of running and lunging in a game, she tip toes around like a courtious butler in the home of a master who insists on silence. She has no 'wrath' to speak of, she doesn't mark or intercept, instead she fans her opponent with her hands creating a slight breeze, which you can feel on your face but which in no way puts you off your game. We have no idea why she turns up every week and we can't communicate with her to find out. Rumour has it she was born inside a rain drop and some say she is an otter of the sea who has moved to Elm Park from the northern Pacific coastal waters in an attempt to escape a life of being hunted for her rare ginger fur. In conclusion she is not good at netball, she may just be some sort of amphibian acting as a human. Have you ever noticed how Abigail isn't an anagram of amphibian? That's no coincidence, she's covered her tracks.
Here is Abi's netball association affiliation card

My Interests

Interesting people interest me most, people that are great, you know? not just people that have seen and done stuff but people that let you in, people that allow you to laugh with them and cry with them, i love people. i love a beautiful mind. a beautiful mind makes someone a joy to look at and be with, you can't pretend to be wonderful, you can't fake realness. everybody should make an effort to let somebody in, it's such a rush when you do. i love people that share. People that are true.....

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the person that decided to put the p at the start of the word pneumonia, I mean, he must have been a bit of a laugh eh? I wonder if that's all he did with his life, I mean think about it, there may be a whole string of other important achievements that he made and they're all overshadowed by the sheer brilliance of one shiny little P. Maybe he built marble arch with his teeth or defeated Conan the Barbarian blindfolded, who fucking knows, you guys piss me off, you don't take the time to find out do you? no, you just sit there watching fall out boy videos and masturbating to bad porn. Wankers, fucking wankers the lot of you.

Music:

Maximo Park,
Arcade Fire,
Killers,
Magic numbers,
Broken Social Scene,
Motown,
The Beatles,
The Rolling Stones,
Augie March,
Get Cape Wear Cape Fly,
The Doors,
The Misfits,
Mobb Deep,
Aqualung,
The Fratelli's,
Pennywise,
Incubus,
Black Keys,
Boysetsfire,
Pendulum,
Happy Mondays,
Kinks,
Kings Of Leon,
Portishead,
KRS One,
Oasis,
Kasabian,
Wu Tang Clan,
Xzibit,
Ice Cube,
Jay Z,
DrDre,
Pharcyde,
Jurassic 5,
Blondie,
Marvin Gaye,
Arctic Monkeys,
milburn,
Kings Of Convenience,
Elbow,
Beth Orton,
Brit Pop,
Panic! at the disco,
DMX,
Bloc Party,
Kanye West,
Air,
Ludacris,
Minor Threat,
Agnostic Front,
Muse,
Ocean Colour Scene,
Snoop,
The Stone Roses,
Turin Brakes,
The Rakes,
Chemical Brothers,
Paul Weller,
Unkle,
Fall Out Boy,
Morning Runner,
Offspring,
Chas N Dave,
ELO,
Bread,
The View,
The Specials,
Basement Jaxx,
Beastie Boys,
Athlete,
The Academy is....,
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club,
Armor For Sleep,
Electric Soft Parade,
Black Sabbath,
Do Me Bad Things,
Futureheads,
Kaiser Chiefs,
Kid Dynamite,
Moby,
36 crazy fists,
Sex Pistols,
The Rakes,
The Ramones,
Fatboy Slim,
Super Furry Animals,
The Cure,
Larrikin Love,
2 Live Crew,
The Raconteurs,
Smashing Pumpkins,
Radiohead,
Beck,
The Dead 60's,
Small Faces,
Steppenwolf,
Led Zeppelin,
Embrace,
Editors,
Dirty Pretty Things,
Ian Brown,
Dashboard Confessional,
Rancid,
The Selector,
Bad Manners,
Ryan Adams,
basically,
i love music, yeah.

Movies:

Clerks,
Chasing Amy,
Mallrats,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,
Dogma,
Beavis and Butthead Do America,
High Fidelty,
Good Will Hunting,
sad sappy American comedy....
a la Deuce Bigalow,
American Pie,
Ten Things I Hate About You,
50 1st Dates,
The Sweetest Thing...........
A Clockwork Orange,
Sexy Beast,
Kill Bill,
Pulp Fiction,
Reservoir Dogs,
51st State,
A Knights Tale,
shit with Keanu Reeves,
shit with Heath Ledger,
shit with Brad Pitt,
shit with Samuel L Jackson....
good shit,
funny shit,
clever shit,
i love that shit.

Television:

Lost,
Frasier,
Sex And The City,
Black Books,
Spaced,
24,
Green Wing,
Teachers,
Spongebob,
Curb your Enthusiasm,
Prison Break,
sad geeky property prgrammes,
stuff with people having enemas and shit...
literally.

Books:

Satire, humour, Sarcasm, the usual.....
High Fidelity,
curious incident of the dog in the night time,
bill bryson stuff,
Horse Whisperer
Smoke Jumper
girly trash..
stuff to make me grizzle.

Heroes:


"No matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow."
"You can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."
"Regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life."
"Making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life'."
"Life sometimes gives you a second chance."
"You shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back."
"Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one."
" Every day you should reach out and touch someone
People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back."
"I've learned that I still have a lot to learn."
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

My Blog

can somebody please....

Remind me why I made this choice.....I'm sure it was the right one at the time, but I seem to have forgotten why. Shite......
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

2006...WOW!

The year's nearly over, i've been sitting here trying to remember what exactly I was doing at midnight at the start of this year....do you know, it's been so crazy the last 12 months I can't actually ...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST

OH MY GOSH! OH MY DAYS!

Things are good, life is good, winters here and work is suddenly all clearing up the dead...rather than nurturing the new...but for some reason this gives me optimism, Bob was with me today I'll post ...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

My Day at Kew.

So the kids had a day off school and I wanted to do something with them that was abit different. So I took them to Kew Gardens, it was beautiful there, even though it rained all day it didn't matter...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:28:00 PST

Ryan Adams said it best when he said...

When they call your name Will you walk right up With a smile on your face Or will you cower in fear In your favorite sweater With an old love letter I wish you would I wish you would Come pick me up T...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:17:00 PST

my life...in peices.....

so its sunday morning this time, not in my undies...but fully dressed! waiting for shit to go down, the ex is on his way over with the children, i have to walk the dog, hoover the living room...black ...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST

last 12........

Your Last 12 Comments...==================Go to your page and list the last twelve people who have commented you. If someone has commented twice, skip to the next new commenter. 1.benjo 2.james 3.rach...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:12:00 PST

Race For Life

wooo hoooo, i just set up my race for life web page and a very very generous certain person has sponsored me 55!! i know who you are and am so grateful, i know this is something that affected you on a...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:28:00 PST

my life, my future, my love, my hate....

aaaargh... help me people, i'm stuck, i don't know which way to turn at the minute, i really love working with the horses, but i don't know if i can stand the people, they drive me crazy, it's the bos...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST

butterflies and hurricanes.....and spastics.

ok so i'm checking my very sketchy myspace skillz, i seem to so far be displaying signs of a woman  possibly in need of special needs tutor.. if you can't see a butterfly, then slap my ars...
Posted by Bionic Bainbridge on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:34:00 PST