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NECROMANIAC

Excuse me sir, there seems to be a huge car stuck up your ass.

About Me


No one knows what the fuck I'm talking about half the time. I just like to enjoy life and not get caught up in any bullshit that it brings. Go my own way and deal with its ups and downs, hangovers, financial struggles, depression, personal conflicts, etc. Have fun before we all die.
=)

REASONS IM NOT DEAD YET:

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My Interests

MY DAUGHTER ROXANNE!! Mi Patoja <3 (anyone gets in the way gets a machetazo), metal, music, EXECUTION, violence, atrocities, heresy, philosophy, satire, sarcasm, PROFANITY, crude humor, sophisticated humor, booze, ancient documentations of Latin American , Mediterranean [Roman, Greek], Middle Eastern, European and East Asian history, violence, firearms, destruction, warfare, explosions, funny words, randonomoniminity, art, wittle bunny wabbits!! [seriously], extraterrestrial theories, UFO sightings, the occult, mysticism, madness, darkness, obscurity, anti-religion (includes satanism), astronomy, FOOD, burritos, root beer, cheeseburgers, churros, chocolate, some politics, military history, the internet

I'd like to meet:

All of you on my friends list eventually, that would be cool. I don't like annoying people, kiss-asses, people that try too damned hard, "posers", elitist pricks that think everyone else is inferior to them (i.e. Musicians, those elite metal cunts..) STUPID, IGNORANT people, fake people, and i wanna meet that guy from the Sit N Sleep commercials so that I can HIT HIM!

THIS FUCKING KICKS YOUR ASS!!

PISS

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Music:

I'm pretty open minded, but I'm mainly into thrash, death, black, heavy metal, punk, grindcore, and rock. These are some of the bands i'm into...i'm not too proud to list some of the bands like some jackoffs are.. 3 INCHES OF BLOOD
1349
ABHORER
ACHERON
AEON
ALICE IN CHAINS
AMORPHIS
ANGELES DEL INFIERNO
[EARLY] ANTHRAX
ASSASSIN
ASSÃœCK
ATHEIST
AUTOPSY
[EARLY] BATHORY
BEHEMOTH
BELIAGTHOTH
BLACK SABBATH [OZZY YEARS]
[EARLY] BLIND GUARDIAN
BLOODBATH
BLOODTHIRST [POL]
BRUJERIA
BULLDOZER
CAIFANES
CANCER
CANNIBAL CORPSE
CARCASS
[EARLY] CELTIC FROST
[EARLY] CHILDREN OF BODOM
CONTROL DENIED
CRETIN
CRYPTIC SLAUGHTER
[EARLY] DANZIG
DARKTHRONE
DEAD KENNEDYS
DEATH
DEATH BREATH
DEICIDE
DEWARSTEINER [ITA]
DESASTER
DESTROYER 666
DESTRUCTION
DISSECTION [SWE]
DR. KNOW
DRAGONFORCE
DYING FETUS
EMPEROR
ENSIFERUM
EXECUTION [LOS ANGELES...WELL NO SHIT...]
EXHORDER
EXHUMED
EXODUS
[EARLY] FEAR FACTORY
FUELED BY FIRE
[EARLY] GWAR
HATEFUL WINDS
HELLHAMMER
[EARLY] HELLOWEEN
HEROES DEL SILENCIO
HOLY CANNIBALISM
HORNA
HORRID
[EARLY] HYPOCRISY
ICED EARTH
IMMORTAL
IMPETIGO
[EARLY] IN FLAMES
INCUBUS [LOUISIANA DEATH/THRASH!]
INFERNAL MAJESTY
IRON MAIDEN
JAG PANZER
JUDAS PRIEST
KING DIAMOND
KISS
KREATOR
KRISIUN
LED ZEPPELIN
LEPROSY [MEX]
MACHETAZO
MARDUK
[EARLY] MAYHEM [THE TRUE FUCKING MAYHEM!]
[EARLY] MEGADETH
MELECHESH
MERCILESS DEATH
MERCYFUL FATE
[EARLY] METALLICA
MICTLANTECUHTLI
MORBID ANGEL
MORBID SAINT
MOTORHEAD
MUNICIPAL WASTE
NAPALM DEATH
[EARLY] NECRODEATH
NECROMESSIAH
NECROPHAGIST
NECROVATION [SWE]
NILE
NIRVANA
NUNSLAUGHTER
OBITUARY
PANTERA
PESTILENCE
PINK FLOYD
POPULATION REDUCTION
POSSESSED
RAMMSTEIN
RAW POWER
REPULSION
RIGOR MORTIS
RITUAL
RUNNING WILD
SABBAT [JPN]
SADISTIC INTENT
SADUS
SAKRIFICER
SAMHAIN [pre-DANZIG]
SARCOFAGO
[EARLY] SATYRICON
[EARLY] SEPULTURA
SIEGE
SLAUGHTER [CAN]
SLAYER
SODOM
SODOMIZING THE DEAD
SONATA ARCTICA
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS
STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH
SUFFOCATION
TANKARD
TERRORIZER
TESTAMENT
THE BEATLES
THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER
THE MISFITS
THE SMITHS
TOXIC HOLOCAUST
TOXIC NARCOTIC
TRANSMETAL
TYRANT
UNLEASHED
VADER
VENOM
VICTIMIZER
VIOLATOR [BRA]
VITAL REMAINS
WITCHAVEN
XASTER
Those are a few but there are plenty more..

Movies:

too many to list

Television:

OLD Simpsons episodes, Family Guy, Futurama, Maximum EXposure, Jose Luis Sin Cinsura, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Two and a Half Men, House M.D., That 70's Show, Metalocalypse, The Venture Bros., news, informational programs, History channel and Discovery channel, eyewitness news, police chases

Books:

FAAAAAACK....UH....

Heroes:

Cliff Burton, Geezer Butler, Tom Araya, Steve DiGiorgio, Alex Webster, Tom Angelripper, Tom Leykis, Homer Simpson, The Burger King, Cronos, Batman

My Blog

26 things the perfect guy would do (HEY THATS ME!!)

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grab...
Posted by NECROMANIAC on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST