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Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Presents of Mind

About Me

We came into being in the last decades of the 20th century, when two brothers found their inner creativity in the midst of a dwindling academic job market. It turned out that making smart, funny things proved to be almost as satisfying as probing eternal questions. (alright, maybe not quite) Although we still contemplate truth and justice, it is our enduring goal to fulfill the materialistic desires of the funny and sophisticated everywhere!

Read more about us and what we are HERE

Most of the proceeds go to unemployed philosophers (and their associates). A portion also goes to some groups working on profound causes.

Looking for finger puppets of your favorite philosopher or artist? Want to send someone a Dick Cheney card for Halloween? Visit our Super-Fun website HERE !!!

My Interests

Philosophy, Humor, Politics, Bad Jokes, Good Jokes, Literature, Art, Culture, Music, Film, Hindu deities, Brooklyn, Dale, Motorcycles, cats, Psychoanalysis, Superfine, that french bakery, puppetry, Satire

I'd like to meet:



Movies:

Watching cheese age on youtube.

Television:

We're not supposed to like television.

My Blog

Frequently asked questions (really)

If you are really unemployed, how come you have a job?In fact, we are employed, just not as philosophers. Are you really philosophers?Not for a living. But we do philosophize. How long will it take fo...
Posted by Unemployed Philosophers Guild on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

The Why and How of Unemployed Philosophers Guild

There's a bad joke: The engineer asks 'how can I build that?' the scientist asks 'how does it work?' and the philosopher asks 'do you want fries with that?' In all fairness to the McPhilosopher, he's...
Posted by Unemployed Philosophers Guild on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:53:00 PST