I sincerely doubt that any of you vulgar mongrols are cogenitally capable of comprehending the complexity of my interests. In short I enjoy theology, geometry, scholasticism, authoritarian popery, creating political movements, playing the lute, Dr. Nut and my dear mother.
Boethius, Harlot O'Hara. Any individual with the intelligence and insight to appreciate the complexity of my worldview. None of you wretched and lowly perverts who constitute the body populus of this electronic abortion known as myspace, for the sake of humanity's future I hope you are all sterile.
I only enjoy music that coincides to the prinicipals of theology and geometry. I find the sound of my lute quite soothing.
Movies are an affront to all standards of decency, dignity and above all good taste. However, I often force myself to endure a technicolored horror at the Prytania public cinema. I take these occasions to vocally inform the audiances of the decadence onscreen.
Television is an egregious insult to good taste. I have been known to watch the occasional teenage dance program in order to be shocked by such total displays of perversion. The children who participate in such programs should be gassed. The ironic thing about those programs is that it is supposed to be an exemplum to the youth of our nation. I would like very much to know what the founding fathers would say if they could see these children being debauched to further the cause of Clearasil. However, I always suspected that democracy would come to this. A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss, I also enjoy watching Yogi Bear while eating cakes and drinking Dr. Nut.
De Consolatione Philosophie or for you unwashed quasi-literate mongoloids The Consolation of Philosophy in this vulgar English tongue. It teaches that striving and effort are meaningless and it provides the philosophical foundations of my worldview.
I recognize that any being degraded and shameless enough to participate in this base miscarriage of our ghastly century known as Myspace, is almost certainly philosophically and historically illiterate and in all likeliness suffers from total spiritual starvation. As way of public service I will recommend a strict reading program to help you troglodytes understand the crisis of our age. Begin with the late romans, including Boethius of coarse. Than you should dip rather extensively into early Medieval. You may skip the Renaissance and the Enlightenment. That is mostly dangerous propaganda. Now that I think of it, you had better skip the Romantics and the Victorians, too. For the contemporary period, you should study some selected comic books. I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he’s found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.
The great Anicius Manlius Severinus Boethius.
A very wise man indeed.