I ruled France for 72 years because I pretty much dominate. I made the Palace of Versailles and its pretty frickin sweet. Some people like to call my the Sun King because I shine like no other, and also Louis the Great for obvious reasons. My queen, Maria Theresa didn't quite do it for me, so I had to ditch that bitch and move on to some other hot French aristoracy.
backdoor to my crib..jealous much?
view from marias room... but my view dominates more.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Louis XIV
Birthday: September 5, 1638
Birthplace: Saint Germain en Laye
Current Location: France
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: wigs bitches
Height: tall enough for you to look up to me
Right Handed or Left Handed: im ambidextrous
Your Heritage: french you whore
The Shoes You Wore Today: my riding boots
Your Weakness: the pope
Your Fears: nothing i dominate too much to have time to fear
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms olives anchovies pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: dominate europe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: die biotch
Thoughts First Waking Up: time to dominate
Your Best Physical Feature: my exquisite hair--it changes often
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: Declaration of the Clergy of France where I pretty much ruled over...everything.
Pepsi or Coke: i prefer the most rare grape juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: my cook Jacques ((aka head chef at Culvers)) why would i do such a thing as turning against him and eating at nasty ass restaraunts where MIGUEL works
Single or Group Dates: listen to lady marmalade and you'll understand me better than anyone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: grape juice--it dominates....just like me
Chocolate or Vanilla: why choose, i dominate, dominators don't have to choose. but since you dont i can understand why you ask
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea you ho
Do you Smoke: a pipe when i feel like
Do you Swear: when cannons arent strong enough to dominate
Do you Sing: only to seduce my lovers and to persuade my enemies
Do you Shower Daily: i get bathed by my servants
Have you Been in Love: in love with dominating yes!
Do you want to go to College: i don't have time because i already dominate
Do you want to get Married: i wish i wasnt...sorry maria
Do you belive in yourself: HECK YES I DOMINATE
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes when im riding old gunther III
Do you think you are Attractive: have you seen my sexy legs in shmites
Are you a Health Freak: no plumpness shows wealth therefore i eat... especially banana bread and m&m cookies...and wendys but don't tell Jacques
Do you get along with your Parents: what parents? they didnt dominate well enough to pass my high standards
Do you like Thunderstorms: they dominate over other weather...kinda like i do over other empires
Do you play an Instrument: the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only the best wine --grape juice
In the past month have you Smoked: my pipe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: don't tell maria
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the mall of domination
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: if by that you mean the holy roman empirer people then yes ive devoured them and they definitley dont dominate over moi!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: thatd be going against Jacques
In the past month have you been on Stage: no i hire people to do that for me
In the past month have you been Dumped: no because i dominate
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lets just say i dominate in the nude
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: if you mean stolen land from other countries, HECK YES I HAVE!
Ever been Drunk: ...thats a long story
Ever been called a Tease: sometimes i get uncomfortable when Jacques calls me that
Ever been Beaten up: NO BECAUSE I DOMINATE
Ever Shoplifted: no comment
How do you want to Die: i dont because i dominate
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dominator...oh wait I ALREADY AM!
What country would you most like to Visit: why would i wanna leave france? you guys are such noobs
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue dominates
Favourite Hair Color: as long as its a nice powdered wig i dont care
Short or Long Hair: no one has short hair thats for poor people
Height: shorter than i, the dominator
Weight: pleasantly plump
Best Clothing Style: elizabethian
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont have enough fingers to calculate that
Number of CDs I own: pardon?
Number of Piercings: well if you mean piercing in battle....none because i pierce others!
Number of Tattoos: only one on my lower back that says "dominator"
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing because look where i am....and then look at where you are!
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