I was King Henry VIII King of England and Lord of Ireland from 22 April 1509 until my untimely death – I was born in 1491 but keep it quiet, I told the wiflets that I was born in 1498! I was married six times, "divorcing" two by execution – I rather regret that now, after all they were HOT – what was I thinking?? I also set up the Church of England, getting rid of the Pope who wasn’t cool with all my groovy business! Just because he wasn’t a pimp like me he had problems with my wifelets! Some called be nasty, but I was just misunderstood. I whooped the Welsh and forced them to accept their lot in life as the bitch of the English ;-) and destroyed the Monks, because they were just ridiculous.
You can call me "Majesty", "Highness", "Grace" or "Hot-lips"
Me in 1509 - I was a sexy beast!
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Name: Henry VIII - King of England, Ireland and France
Birthday: 28th June
Birthplace: Palace of Placentina, Greenwich
Current Location: Purgatory/Hell
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'' 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right - Left handed people go to hell!
Your Heritage: English - A son of York and Lancaster
The Shoes You Wore Today: Lovely stiched loafers - embroidered with JEWELS - Kate hates them...
Your Weakness: Women and Weddings
Your Fears: That all my mother-in-laws will track me down and re-kill me
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza's are Italian - No
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Say sorry to all my wives for my general shabby treatment of them...I joke! I just want to do them all again!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Another Day, Another Wife
Your Best Physical Feature: I have great legs!
Your Bedtime: I'm the un-dead - I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Hampton Court in the Summer...and the thrill of signing Death Warrants
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi - Coke is a poor man's version
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - Duh!
Single or Group Dates: Oh Group...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla - It gives some sense of purity!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - I have go quite a taste for it now!
Do you Smoke: Only a pipe...
Do you Swear: As we all do at times..but I'm allowed because I'm a KING
Do you Sing: Greensleves - yes!
Do you Shower Daily: Yearly
Have you Been in Love: 6 times at least....
Do you want to go to College: I was educated enough thanks
Do you want to get Married: Again? No! My ladies are enough
Do you belive in yourself: I BELIEVE!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes - I did get married 6 times - None of them complained?
Are you a Health Freak: No - I enjoy obesity ;-)
Do you get along with your Parents: Daddy and Mother...yes!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes they are sexy like myself!
Do you play an Instrument: The Lute..and other things
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Happilly married to 6 women
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes - but it was a beheading stage for one of my mistresses
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO - I dump people, not the other way round - and they end up with their head dumped in a basket
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes - The hearts of you all
Ever been Drunk: Hell yeh....
Ever been called a Tease: Meow!
Ever been Beaten up: By the King of France on the Cloth of Gold - and I'm in training to avenge it
Ever Shoplifted: No - I just got out my axe
How do you want to Die: I died as I lived - by a jousting wound and syphillis! Intresting day my death! Daddy's 90th Birthday and Charles I was buried - thats info-tainment
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: KING OF THE WORLD
What country would you most like to Visit: England so I could take the throne back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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