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Confederacy of Ounces

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About Me



This is a fan space for followers of Morning 40 Federation music and lifestyle. Like the Kiss Army but not corporate. Like Fight Club, but not as private. Like dead heads, but not so smelly. Like parrotheads, but not SO GOD DAMN F**KING LAME!!!

This is a collective, rather than private site. We are you and you are us. Sooooo, comments and suggestions are encouraged.



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My Interests

" We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. " - Charles Bukowski


I highly recommend moderndrunkardmagazine.com

Also, check these guys out! Cool merch and great pics:


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WHEN THOU WAKETH UP IN THE MORNING, BEFORE THOU BRUSHETH THY TEETH, BEFORE YOU TAKE A LEEK, BEFORE YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, GO DIRECTLY TO THE CORNER STORE AND SOMEHOW OBTAIN A 40 OZ. OF MALT LIQUOR. IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY YOU WILL HAVE TO ASK THY NEIGHBOR. AVOID THE JUDGING EYES OF BUSY COFFEE DRINKERS ON THEIR WAY TO WORK, WHILE THINKING THAT THEY PROBABLY PAID MORE FOR THEIR GOURMET COFFEE THAN YOU DID FOR YOUR MORNING 40. PART OF THE REASONS FOR PUBLICLY DRINKING 40'S IN THE MORNING IN NEW ORLEANS ARE THAT: *********** YOU CAN AND *********** YOU SHOULDN'T *********** THE MORNING FORTY FEDERATION SAYS YOU SHOULD ______________________________________________

I'd like to meet:

Scully, Josh, Bailey, Mike, Steve and sometimes Clint

Music:

Morning 40 Federation! Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Movies:

Don't Worry Honey I Live Here, Down by Law, Musical Therapy 2006, Barfly, The Lost Weekend, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Freaks, Requiem for a Dream, Drugstore Cowboys, Leaving Las Vegas, Factotum, Born Into This

Television:

Cops, Intervention, K-Ville

Books:

CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES - JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE, of course! Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Ken Kesey, Henry Miller

My Blog

Holidaze...

Ah, the holidays... From Thanksgiving through Mardi Gras, all the parties, all the luncheons, all the gatherings, and all the opportunities for the amateurs to temporarily join our ranks. Too much nog...
Posted by Confederacy of Ounces on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:00:00 PST

New Malt Liquor Review

Shot with E5600 at 2007-08-04Jaguar High GravityAlcohol Content: 8.3%With a can designed to look like a black velvet painting over a pimp's sofa, this one is shamelessly marketed strictly for tha brot...
Posted by Confederacy of Ounces on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST

All about the juice....Submissions PLEASE!!!!

Hey y'all! I'm gonna start you out, but I want some imput here, please. Give me a song about DRINKING!: Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys Alcohol - The Kinks Alcoholic - Fishbone Cigarettes and Whiskey - Th...
Posted by Confederacy of Ounces on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST

Hall of Shame! Do it!

Please submit your photos of inexcusable intoxication. PLEASE submit a short explanation, if only a who and where, as well. If you do not know how to do a picture commment, shoot us a message.
Posted by Confederacy of Ounces on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

You know you're a drunk when....

Reprinted without permission from moderndrunkardmagazine.com, so, PLEASE, buy a shirt from them or something! You install shag carpet because it's easier to hang on to. You have ten ice cube trays in ...
Posted by Confederacy of Ounces on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:17:00 PST

40 oz reviews - funny as shit

Reprinted from Modern Drunkard Magazine .com: The beer so strong they don't even call it beer  they call it liquor. The brew from the bad part of town, the staple of gangstas and punk rockers, barrio...
Posted by Confederacy of Ounces on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

Wikipedia on 40 oz

Forty ounce bottles of malt liquor A forty-ounce in the American vernacular, is a glass bottle that holds 40 fluid ounces (1.18 liters) of malt liquor or beer. Typically, people use the more casual te...
Posted by Confederacy of Ounces on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:29:00 PST