I'm a Deeply Unspiritual Atheist...
(I wouldn't click this sticker if your religious (in)sensibilities are easily offended!)
I like Dogs...
I have 2 Old English Sheepdogs. Come on out to the dog levee with your mutt...the dogs don't bite and neither do most of the owners.
I LOVE Mardi Gras...
I march in Krewe Du Vieux - Drips and Discharges
..TR
I'd like to meet:
Sad Clowns
Anyone wanting a piercing done by a shaky first-timer
People from Ohio that haven't been killed yet
Quotes I Like a Lot:
Champaign for my real friends....real pain for my sham friends! (Tom Waits)
Who I'd like to be
passengers on a plane that crashes into Siberia and they resort to eating each other:
Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Bill O'Reilly
Rush Limbaugh GEORGE W. BUSH Tammie Faye Bakker
Britney Spears Osama Bin Laden Tom Delay
Michael Chertoff Marc Morial William Jefferson
Michael Brown Tom Cruise Dick Cheney
Paris Hilton Nicole Ritchie Jesse Jackson
Ann Coulter Geraldo Riviera Louis Farakhan
David Vitter G. Gordon Liddy Ray Nagin
Pictures I Like:
..TR Bitch!! Oh Lordy! Take Me Jesus!
Don't try this at home!! Bird Flu Hits Florida
Nagin, Bush & Blanco - 3 Assholes in one picture!!
Are they about to bust-a-rhyme?
The halluciations were getting stronger each day!
I wanna PARTY with this guy!!!
Now I get it!
Yeah but let's see it say "D'oh!"
"Joe! Jerry! Stay here! I'll go get help!"
YaHurdMe!
Now THAT'S a personal lubricant!
Hey! It's gotta be more fun than abstinence!
Give me cheese, bread, peanut butter and a big glass of water to wash it all down and I'll make one of these in 24 hours!
Tell it like it is CNN!
Otherwise known as a "Mississippi Muff Wax", or "Alabama Foreplay".
Skeletal remains of the first lawyer.
Music:
Old 97s
Chopin
Bach
Wilco
Uncle Tupelo
Willie Nelson
Eddie Bo
Allison Kraus
Beatles
Rolling Stones
Bob Dylan
Van Morrison
Frank Sinatra
Bela Fleck
Johnny Cash
Dave Brubeck
Pink Floyd
Howlin Wolf
Tom Waits
Jeff Buckley
Snooks Eaglin
George Clinton
Louis Armstrong
Etta James
Danny/Lu Barker
Howlin' Wolf
Django Reinhardt
the Meters
Buena Vista Social Club
Dash Riprock
Mavis Staples
Toots & Maytals
Bob Marley
Jimmy Cliff
Soul Rebels
Rebirth Brass Band
The Stooges Brass Band
DR. JOHN
George Jones
Dale Watkins
Kinky Friedman
Leon Redbone
Lefty Frizell
Billy Joe Shaver
Randy Newman
Townes Van Zandt
Gillian Welch
Old Crow Medicine Show
Hank I
Hank II
Hank III
Gram Parsons
Emmylou Harris
Happy Talk Band
New Orleans Klezmer Allstars
Movies:
I like a simple movie. I would usually rather drown in someone else's puke than waste my time watching someone's "art translated into a film". Ponderous pacing, sparse dialog, furtive glances, visual gimmicks, pointless actions or inane time-shifting piss me off. GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!
/P
Some Favorites
Caligula
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
Being There
Reefer Madness
Harold and Maude
Gone With The Wind
Jaws
Wizard of OZ
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
They Might Be Giants
Citizen Kane
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Streetcar Named Desire
Network
Dog Day Afternoon
The Verdict
Amadeus
Schindler's List
The Lion in Winter
Rear Window
Apocalypse Now
Inherit the Wind
Most Any Movie By These People
Coen Brothers
Stanley Kubrick
Monty Python
Stanley Kramer
Steven Spielberg
Milos Forman
Sidney Lumet
Elia Kazan
Richard Brooks
Anthony Harvey II
Victor Fleming
Hal Ashby
Francis Ford Coppola
Alfred Hitchcock
John Huston
Martin Scorsese
Billy Wilder
Mike Nichols
Walt Disney
Ridley Scott
Paul Thomas Anderson
Alan J. Pakula
John Ford
Television:
Daily Show, Colbert Report, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, My Name is Earl, South Park, The Shield
Books:
Things I Like to Read About
Lots of history, biographies, science and hobbies covering lots of subjects including: wars, presidents, social/political analysis, founding fathers, New Orleans, 1918 Flu Pandemic, Flood of 1927, evolution, genetics, gardening, music, photography.
A Few Authors I Like a Lot
Stephen Ambrose
Doug Brinkley
Bob Woodward
Shelby Foote
Walker Percy
George Orwell
William Faulkner
Ken Kesey
Kurt Vonnegut
Arthur C. Clark
Tom Piazza
Michael Crichton
Stephen Jay Gould
Hunter S. Thompson
Mark Twain
Barbara Tuchman
Sinclair Lewis
Desmond Morris
Loren Eisley
Lewis Thomas
Some Books I Like
Confederacy of Dunces
Managing Ignatius
Don Quixote
Moby Dick
The Call of the Wild
Lord of the Rings
The Catcher in the Rye
On the Road
Slaughterhouse-Five
Gone With The Wind
I, Claudius
The Killer Angels
Andersonville
Democracy in America
Inherit the Wind
Godel, Escher, Bach
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Structure of Scientific Revolutions
A Raisin in the Sun
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
The Art of War
Left Hand of Darkness
In Cold Blood
The Diary of Anne Frank
The Strange Career of Jim Crow
Uncle Tom's Cabin
Heroes:
Thomas Jefferson
We could sure use him now!
Woody Guthrie
Yeah you right! This Land is OUR Land!
Stephen Jay Gould
Leave me a comment if you understand Punctuated Equilibria (or go look it up!)
Hunter S. Thompson
Gonzo Forever!
George Carlin
"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature?"
Huey P. Long
Every Man a KING!
Charles Darwin
Figured it out!
Jimmy Carter
The best ex-President Ever!!
Jerry Lee Lewis
Rock On KILLER!!!!!
Leonardo DaVinci
Engineer, Painter, Astronomer - A THINKER!!
Alan Lomax
Thanks for caring enough to let us hear what you heard!
Larry Flynt
Go Get'em Larry!! "Family Value" Republican asswipes better save yo seed for home pussy!!
