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Dorothy Parker

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About Me


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My Interests

Ducking for apples — change one letter and it's the story of my life.

I'd like to meet:


I met them all.

Books:

Mine.

Heroes:

Medea

My Blog

the bastard.

Oscar Wilde If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it.
Posted by Dorothy Parker on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:37:00 PST

my good day

If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again, If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much, B...
Posted by Dorothy Parker on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:50:00 PST