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The God Damn Paterfamilias looking good, moose

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MECHANICSVILLE, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TEMPE, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

comic book guy

Age:: 48 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SPRINGFIELD, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!

DK ------I'm with Stupid

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New Hampshire
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Praise Jon Random hilarity ahead.

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

KANDii KiiSSES [BESTiiES♥]

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GLEN COVE, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Mike

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toronto, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

AddEr

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: biShAn,
Country:: Singapore
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Thrillhouse2

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sayreville, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Barb

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Quincy, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

dragonfly Meow...?

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Long Island, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lula

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Lititz, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mongo the trucker

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Luck, Wisconsin
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Ryan I'll keep my hands to myself and show some social grace

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PUYALLUP, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Yonas It's the possibilty of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.

Age:: 93 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Cerritos, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Everyone's Favorite Troutman

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Ellicott City, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Carolus

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

joe Dont despise cuz you aint me... Theyll never be another nigga like me....

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Middletown, N.J on the shore...and Bear, Del, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Kirk!! Once More With Feeling

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Kirkby in Ashfield, Midlands
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BURNSVILLE, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Connor (Alive in '85) I don't think you're an asshole, I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: St. Catharines/Fat City, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single

Kal Music is like oxygen and a sense of humor is like water... you need a lot of both every day to survi

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Beta KARAtin Global warming DOES exist-here's a small change we all can do-the #1 waster of energy is plugge

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Yesmar, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

belle ADD FRIENDSTER: [email protected]!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Pasig City, NCR
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lucky von Bastard Amish casino worker looking to churn some butter

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Calgary, Alberta
Country:: Canada
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

He!d! O... as in Ooh Boy

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Royal Oak, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lucas Fury

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: near Motta S. Anastasia, Catania
Country:: Italy
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

~cHELLe~

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MAITLAND, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

CLEEZE

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Chico, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Heather Ama-zu-zing

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Glasgow, Scotland
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure

Age:: 25 years old
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Scumburger

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Macclesfield
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

kevin When I get where I'm going, On the far side of the sky,The first thing I'm guna do, is spread my win

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

michele Think of me what you will, I've got a little space to fill

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: EPHRATA, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Chris Almost Home.....

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CANAL FULTON, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Garnet

Age:: 35 years old
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

on some new shit

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PALMDALE, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sunita

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Vancouver,
Country:: Canada
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

~Stacy~ don't mess with the best

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Spana-ghey, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage

Box-U-Tron Oh Bother said Pooh, as he chambered another round.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: St. PetersBURG, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Lil Scrappy What time does the dog park open?

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HAWTHORNE, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Shoreline, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

~Co*dy~ I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Roy, Utah
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

meg-o This isn't The Graduate this is Deliverence!

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BONNE TERRE, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Wm

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Costa Mesa, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Philsky

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brentwood, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Healing Masseuse â€œItâ€™s not that Iâ€™m old, your music really does suck.â€

Age:: 92 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Of broken hearts and spent bullets too strange to live, too weird to die...

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SANTA FE SPRINGS, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Princess Kayla Hey you there! Yeah, you with the face. Shuddap. =P

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends