Chris

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Yo! My name is Chris, Im 21 years old and currently deployed with the Army. Ive been deployed for about 16mo so far, and only have one month left to go before Im home for good. I was one of the idiots who decided to pick "Infantry" as a job during the middle of a war, real smart. Im probably the most sarcastic and random person ever, so if that bothers you, fuck off :) Oh, and Im also a terrible speller. I get my I before E shit messed up all the time (You know, that I before E rule is bullshit, it never fuckin' works.) That being said, Im not a dumbass, and Im actually smart, its just that the alphabet and I dont really hang out. My cars and motorcycle are my most prized posessions. Im all about snowboarding, and lifting. Im far from a health nut, but I don't wanna be a slob. The ultimate stress reliever: Riding. Beer is a good friend of mine, we've been separated for a while now, but no worries, we'll be chillin' again soon. Im very family oriented, and my family and friends mean the world to me. Screw them over, and your personally insulting me, not cool. Although Ive lost alot of "friends" the past year and a half, I found out who actually gives a shit...Thanks. When Im home, Im a nurses aid, and will be attending school (already enrolled) to get my LPN. Yep, male nurse..Lets hear the gay jokes, so I can kick you in the shin :) Annnyways, if you wanna know anything else, feel free to message me!