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The God Damn Paterfamilias

looking good, moose

About Me

..I'm sarcastic, insulting, obnoxious, and I don't care about your feelings. That's not true. I'm very nice once you break through my hardcore front. One day I will drive to the west coast. I make sure that I am on the scene for any major weather events within a 400 mile radius. I find humor in everything, particularly in what offends most people. I enjoy complex lyrics that invoke imagery and/or give me chills. I can eat more than anyone I know.

My Interests

viewing a burnout, mountain biking, volleyball, wii sports, causing a scene, talking shit, driving in storms, vacations, unscheduled appearances, nordic languages, cici's pizza, being an asshole, night, snow, taking pictures, canada, waffle house fights, soulseek, music.

I'd like to meet:

a slave

Music:

see here

Movies:

naked gun, dumb and dumber, collateral, tokyo breakfast, full metal jacket, we were soldiers, weekend at bernies, back to school, super troopers, black sheep, mafia, airplane, o brother where art thou, don't be a menace, ace ventura, easy money, me myself and irene, home alone, man on fire, left behind

Television:

modern marvels, extreme engineering, mad money, mythbusters, o'reilly factor, hannity and colmes

Books:

steinbeck

Heroes:

no one comes to mind

My Blog

i am saddened.

wait... no i'm not.
Posted by The God Damn Paterfamilias on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST