Everyone's Favorite Troutman

About Me

Semi-intelligent, vaguely romantic, well groomed, fairly neat, sarcastic, mildly interesting, rarely modest, quietly opinionated, soon-to-be-literate, often controversial, poor speller, music nazi, "I speak so well", dangerously lethargic, I've been told I can be brutally honest, not a morning person, I can meet five people in a bar in fifteen minutes and unknowingly insult three of them, ambidextrous, occasionally exhibit mild manic behavior, generally a fun guy to hang around, can talk to trees (mostly about things that don't concern or interest them), I have never slept with a married woman, have encouraged far too many women to dump their boyfriends, quickly establish rapport with strangers moments before offending them. Trust me you want to meet me, you can watch me do my favorite trick, where I jump up in the air and stuff both feet into my mouth simultaneously!

My Interests

I am interested in a lot of things, I love movies, I love DJ type music, I love to dance to hip hop, techno, salsa, I like to read boring books, I like to learn something new every day then teach it to someone else. I am very interested in politics and consider my self a socially liberal Democrat, but I'm not going to argue politics with you unless it's an election year. I used to make techno type music, and played piano since I was six, and still suck at it. The only blonde I know that I like is my sister, so I'm interested in meeting more Brunettes. I love to talk about books, especially with english majors, and my greatest fear is talking about art with art majors, or philosophy with philosophy majors, because I'm in way over my head. I'm a psych major, so I like to talk about feelings, relationships, pasts, people or groups of people, and social phenomena. Oh yeah, and I like to read the embarassing moments section in teen girl magazines.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, once

Music:

pixies, bad brains, aphex twin, squarepusher, bonobo, amon tobin, dave brubeck, mozart, weird al & michael jackson(not kidding), guru&gangstarr, Jeru, Autechre, Jane's Addiction, Jay-Z, old school hip hop, kraftwerk, Jazzanova, Mr' Scruff, Mr. Oizo, Ian Pooley, Classical.

Movies:

Once upon a time in China, Fist of Legend, Magnificent Butcher, Hero, Crouching Tiger, Hurley Burley,

Television:

TV on DVD, Simpsons, The Shield, Soprano's, 24,

Books:

Judy Blume, Dead Sea Scrolls, Jet, Necronomicon, Highlights, anything by Homer, Poor Richards Almanac, Tiger Beat, Teen People, Anarchist's Cookbook, "Regime-Change" What's it all about?, How Are Babies Made?

Heroes:

My mom, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

My Blog

RoseColoredGlasses

I can't believe it. People I'm telling you I've found the answer. Are you tired of going out night after night, to bars and coffee shops and lame poetry readings only to discover that Everyone Y...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

I wear condoms

I wear condoms even when I am not having sex. Typically I put a fresh one on every morning after I shower, yes I wear one to sleep. I'm training my penis to become more sensitive, wearing a cond...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:59:00 PST

Misery Loves Philosophy

I've been watching alot of Woody Allen movies recently, and I love them, I love that his characters recognize their misery as being a unique personality trait that separates them from every one else.&...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST

Hey Ed! What's in the Back-Pack?

Hey Ed! Whats in the Back Pack? I suppose it shouldnt come as a surprise to me that I have a hard time writing fiction, as I have never really written anything that wasnt at the very leas...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:57:00 PST

Friends....How many of us have them?

Its been a while since Ive written anything, so I thought Id take the time and actually try to right something. Nobody really reads what I right anymore, because I havent written anything good, ...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:05:00 PST

keep reading...

Well, this isnt going to work, damn Caribou Coffee house charges for their Wi-Fi and Im too damn cheap to buy it. I drove my ass all the way down to Adams Morgan to do some homework and meet a f...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

porrution...

Right now Im watching a video in my science class about pollution, and how much we pollute, pollutin sons a bitches. It sounds like its hosted by George Plimpton, but its not. Hes dead you...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

Isn't it Romantic?

So I just watched Memoirs of a Geisha the other day.. and I enjoyed it. I read the book so my judgment upon it may not be totally fair, it was not a great movie. But I dont want to talk a bout t...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:12:00 PST

oy....

I'm not going out anymore.... I don't really mean that, but it sucks when you go out and you see someone you want to see under one circumstance, that of your fantastical fantasies, but instead you see...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:09:00 PST

Mouth 2, Brain Zero....

I have made a conscious decision, to never ever mention someones race, ethnicity or religion again. This is all part of a multi-layered effort to keep my foot out of my mouth, it just fits too e...
Posted by Everyone's Favorite Troutman on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:25:00 PST