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what are you having for dinner what are YOU having for dinner?

How can adults allow themselves to eat candy ALL DAY LONG? For 8 hours a day I watch these people shove tremendous amounts of slop into their fat faces. The whole office is littered with butterfingers...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:03:00 GMT

fun tricks!

So I have this trick that my dad taught me when I was little and it drives everyone nuts. Personally, I like annoying the people I love so I still use it to this day. I guess I shouldnt be giving aw...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:38:00 GMT

entreaty

AIM IM with mrmojorisin1986.3:11 PMeditthesadparts5: i want to go to outback thoughmrmojorisin1986: im sorry!editthesadparts5: u cant shalom after dinner?mrmojorisin1986: it starts at sundowneditthes...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:25:00 GMT

today i got in trouble for:

reading. jesuschristhangingoffthecross. i guess this directly correlates with the nike, slurpee epidemic. goddammit i love baltimore.
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:54:00 GMT

gonzaga

Let me hear a soundTruly not my own;The voice of another,Truly other...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:50:00 GMT

confession

I used to welcome allAnd now I fear all.If it rained it was comfortingAnd if it shone, comforting, But now my very weight is dreadful....
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:10:00 GMT

king rides by

tonight was your stepsmoving up the bedroom stairsbut when you arrived,it was no one but the cat.this morning, a bellthat in mid-sleep was your voice,now just an alarm.i think, yesterdayfelt your sli...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:07:00 GMT

first hand

grateful for every muscle that interlaces, and then winds its way across your long and precise spinegrateful for your hands,that delicately say what your mouth does not yet prescribei cannot say that ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:05:00 GMT

rudimentary essential knowledge

goddamitjesuschristmotherfuckerhangingoffthecrossmarymagdale neandalltheapostleshere is a quick and easy reference for simple, common sense grammar. THEIR IS NOTHING MORE ANNOYING THAN TO MANY RETARDED...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:54:00 GMT

crickets and sirens

exhaust and tulipsmy melting pot neighborhood,good old catonsville,grandpa built our house on you.now it is i whoborrows sugar from thugs andif awake at dinner time,the geriatrics.wu tang and ella,a s...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:33:00 GMT