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My interests lie soley in rockin'. And rollin'. and occasionally I like to git on down, but not before I've had a couple. I like shoes, drunken bicycle riding, thrift, trash, hats, crazy jewlery, random fashion, the Amish, the object of furry things, little pink piggies, reading designed for those with short attention spans, unsolved mystery/murder/& crime scene shows, serial killers, mass murderers, cooking, shopping, all things Japanese: Music, fashion, movies, food, everything. Gossip--any and all forms. Destroying vintage documents to make birthday cards, horror, music, dementia, nature, irony, swearing like a sailor, writing, being redundant, exaggerating, awareness, ignorance, contradicting myself, religions, cults, sociology, spirituality, sexuality, sarcasm, humor, mobsters, gypsies, tramps and theives, hobos,old railroad cars and all things carnie, freaks and sideshow attractions, the fair, the smell of Fall, the smell of leather, the smell of old books, a nice long walk, Halloween, the Victorian era, the Renaissance, Humanities, Art and Art History, old burlesque and bordellos, corsets, covered buttons, tulle and antique lace, embroidered flowers, peacock feathers, perfume, black and white, going to the theater, velvet curtains, red velvet cake, a good cup of coffee, martinis, Stoli Vodka, Three Olives Cherry, Gentleman Jack, a good beer & a parliament light, cold rainy days, singin' to tunes in the car with my best friend, roadtrips, Christmas with my family, a fresh blanket of snow, pillow-talk with my boyfriend, and sometimes lying through my teeth just for fun.
eh. i don't have enough time for the people i already know.
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Michelleitis
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: forgetting what day it is, cockney accent, gurgling, wheezing
Cure: electroshock therapy
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:
You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.
You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!
Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality
What Flavor Martini Are You?
The Monsters, The Ronettes, King Automatic, Kings of Nuthin', Thee Butchers Orchestra, The Banana Shakes, Banane Metalic,Afghan Whigs, Interpol, Rasputina, The Supremes, Detroit Cobras, Old 97's, Leonard Cohen, Hum, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Guitar Wolf! Tom Waits, Tom Jones, Les Savy Fav, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Switchblade Symphony, The Faint, June of 44, Fugazi, Bad Religion, NOFX, Phantom 3, Batmobile, Legendary Shack Shakers, Three Bad Jacks, the undying art of the one-man-band: Hasil Atkins, Bob Log III, Reverend Beat Man & Bloodshot Bill; Guns and Roses, Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, Ryan Adams, Air, Underworld, Billie Holiday, Fiona Apple, Mazzy Star, Patsy Cline, the Bellfuries, Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash! Hank I & III, Supersuckers, Lucero, Murder City Devils, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Kings of Leon, Cursive, The Stranglers, Iggy & the Stooges, David Bowie, Blondie, the Cramps, the Ramones, Misfits, Man Man, Social D...this could go on. New favorite: Clutch (apparently I've been under a rock.)
The Saddest Music in the World, Moulin Rouge, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, City of Lost Children, Crybaby, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissor Hands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm Street, Cemetary Man, The People Under the Stairs, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Beetlejuice, Virgin Suicides, Return to Oz, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Buffalo 66, 28 Days Later, Alice in Wonderland, Secret of Nihm, Heathers, Sixteen Candles, Waiting for Guffman, The Secretary, Clay Pigeons, Kill Bill, (those last two are also for their fabulous soundtracks),Lost Boys, American Psycho, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Good Girl, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Electric Dragon 80,000 Volts, Kung-Fu Hustle, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Battle Royale, Wild Zero, a Tale of Two Sisters--just about anything Japanese or Korean, dark comedies, cult flicks, b-movies, documentaries, etc etc...oh, and who could forget a classic like Summer School?
American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons, So You Think You Can Dance, Weeds, Big Love, Nip/Tuck, Forensic Files, Iron Chef, Good Eats, Discovery Channel, Food Network, Court T.V. We just got rid of the stupid movie channels and got Netflix back instead. Free plug for Netflix: That shit rocks.
i read only The Enquirer, Star, the Weekly World News, and the backs of food labels. Everything else bores me and i fall asleep... but really I just read "Be My Baby" by Ronnie Spector and it was amazing. Next is "He's A Rebel", the Phil Spector Story! Anything by David Sedaris, i used to read a lot of Dean Koontz, some Ann Rice, favorites include 1984, the Fountainhead, Lullaby, The Celestine Prophecy, I just finished Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins, who gives new meaning to metaphors & has solidified my love for all things olfactory, JTHM comics are brilliant, as are Get Fuzzy & Farside, Gris Grimly & Roman Dirge. Most recently read: When Will Jesus Pass the Porkchops, Death Artist, Wicked, Lion Witch & the Wardrobe, Cooking Light, any music rag that featuring a band I like, any gossip rag featuring people I hate, Juxtapose, Paper, Flaunt, anything with "Budget" in the name, and I most recently subscribed to Modern Drunkard & Imbibe which is much better than Modern Drunkard.
Jerry Blank.