I currently live in Belize, C.A. (that's in Central America) on a little island called Ambergris Caye. Ambergris means whale vomit and i reckon that stuff used to be plentyful around here for someone to name the place Whalevomit Caye.Usually I hang out on the beach and I don't have a job. Not that I can't work I just rather not. I'm kinda busy right now and don't have a lot of time for me to dedicate time to some job. I really enjoy long walks on the beach in the morning, collecting washed up junk or beach combing for bails of weed or sacks of cash. I also like to toss back a few drinks starting at around 9am, any ol beach bar will do (Whiskey or Rum if yer buyin).Hitchhiking through Belize is a blast and smokin Bob Marleys with the Rastas is always fun. Sometimes we end up carving coconuts, grifting drinks and winnin fist fulls of cash playin poker with the Cruiseship marks. Another favorite passtime of mine is cashin rent checks at "Chino's", spear fishing for Lobster, raisin Iguanas (they taste like chickin) and mixin Portland Cement on Plywood.Whenever I’m not hustling gringos in Third World Countries I call Winter Park, Florida home. When I'm there I usually hang out with my boys and ride my loud ass motorcycle from bar to bar, up and down Orange Avenue all the way to the Winter Park Village where the Hi Dolla Gurls work at Brillo’s Happy Hour. Since I don’t have a job in Florida either but my O-Town creds reach far I get lots of love at the bars and don’t have to sweat it like a Hippie in a moshpit whenever I get my drink on. So if yer lookin for some brownie points buy me a couple of rounds of the good stuff.....
