Of broken hearts and spent bullets

About Me

I hate this, what if I forget or omit something that would make your pay more attention to what I'd say here? well I suppose I can't put everthing at any give moment. I like tattoos (getting them and talking about them), I like to watch movies and think about my own, martial arts, cooking, learning new ways about things, experiancing new things in life. I like to write about life and how I feel, sometimes I don't always write down for people to see because it might be a bit much for some, I'm generally very cool and openminded, I don't let a lot of things bother me, I am never really good with this part I guess you have to get to know me, I do have some baggage though, My hearing sucks a bit and I don't drive but I will pay for gas and snacks! I can be a bit naive and my thinking might be abstract, I tend to think a bit outside the box but I'm a loyal fucker who likes to have fun. When people talk about "drama" and rumors that shit does not compute with me and I leave it at the door, well this is all I have to say for now, if you want to talk to me my aim is maximvenom I am also can't lie...don't sugarcoat things either, I dole out what I like to call "the unvarnished truth".Also the way I think sometimes irks people, as I'm a straight shooter and very un PC, I do things a lot of people rather not do or say for example I will make a bold statement here that yes...I mean why should lesbians have all the fun with those kooky graphics when they apply to me as well?I should also note that I am not sarcastic, that's for people who don't quite know the meaning of the word. I AM however: Sardonic. Also? snarky...and very witty, but take heed if you are the type who can't take a good insult or are what I like to refer to as a "soft shelled egg" then you will get hurt playing with me, much like a straight razor, I can be awesomely great (i.e. giving you the best shave ever) but if you don't know how to handle it there is a swell chance you'll get hurt some. Some of those people have denoted me as "cold" or "sociopathic" I will never confirm nor deny any of that! haha it's all in good fun, so please, with a moist juicy cherry on top, learn to laugh a smig aye?

My Interests

Getting tattoos, talking about tattoos,reading some good books, going to the movies, learning about new music,Harley Quinn! and this makes so much sense if you know me... Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker 72%
Riddler 72%
Apocalypse 71%
Magneto 69%
Mr. Freeze 64%
Dr. Doom 60%
Mystique 57%
Two-Face 57%
Dark Phoenix 55%
Poison Ivy 52%
Lex Luthor 47%
Venom 46%
Catwoman 45%
Green Goblin 45%
Juggernaut 37%
Kingpin 25% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...
photography, forensic sciences, knives, military stuff is cool, muscle cars that are pre 72, Rockabilly hijinx, pinups, NOTE: Bonita asked me to give a shout out to LABurlesque.com gotta do what the nice lady says:)Can I say I like both Marilyn Monroe AND Bettie Page? too fucking late cause I did! Cooking some good food , write whatever is on my mind some I might share with you some I will not, having some cold beers or warm whiskey/rum , having some bawdy fun and getting a few jokes in, going on drives to where-ever-tha-fuck, I love snakes, I do watch cartoons still even though I'm guy of 27, and learning of new things that would make me go "whoa, that's pretty fucking cool" .. --> Pin Up Girl Clothing - Sexy retro creations - dresses , bikinis, shoes, and accessories. Pin Up Girl has great gift ideas, costumes and more!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone cool would like to just hang out and be friends, share some laughs and some drinks and act silly and put up with some doses of BS, guys or dolls welcome Myspace Backgrounds

Music:

I like music, SOME bands and perfomersthat i like include: NIN, ac/dc, metallica, Elvis Presley, Morressey,Green day, Tenacious D, Bree sharp, smashing pumpkins, beatles, my chemical romance, bif naked, AFI, I do love me some torch songs. I love 80's music too

Movies:

anything tarantino did, anything fun, film noir...sin city, movies that fuck with your mind, I dig some chick flick but that's a rarity, I mainly dig action, comedy and horror. Though no movie made these days scares me...I'm desenstized! One of my Favorite movies is "The Punisher" here's a music video of it .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

Television:

I love watching cartoons even though I'm a 26 year old guy, I love cartoon that's are nutty and funny and that make you think at the same time but not always AT the same time. ADULT SWIM (I'm nocturnal) Family guy, american dad, fairly oddparents, spongebob squarepants. Also? CSI, will and grace, The simpsons, Monk, two guys and a girl.

Books:

True crime books, books that make me a better lover, the calvin and hobbes collection,

..t-->My score on../t--> The Calvin and Hobbes G.R.O.S.S. Test :

CALVIN!
(On Calvin and Hobbes knowledge you scored 87%)

You are Calvin! Not only are you a member of G.R.O.S.S., but you are also one of the Founding Fathers. Along with that you are Calvinball champion and inventor. I bet you have your subscription to 'Chewing Magazine' paid until you turn 40 and you also eat more Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs than anyone on Earth. And you know how to make some real cool shit out of snowmen. You are definately Calvin but you still haven't maximized your abilities as Spaceman Spiff/Tracer Bullet/Stupendous Man yet. Keep fighting the machine and don't let the man get you down!

..t-->Link../t-->: The Calvin and Hobbes G.R.O.S.S. Test ( ..t-->OkCupid Free Online Dating../t--> )

cookbooks, stuff by anna rice

Heroes:

God, My parents, those who do their job without bitching like soft little boys, the boys and girls overseas..Those people deserve a coke and a smile

My Blog

The Woes of prop 8

Hi! I know I haven't written in a while, but I was far too busy keeping it real so I haven't had time to put anything new up. Ok that's a lie A perfect truth is usually a half of two things, in this c...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:30:00 PST

What I find funny 3 Salesdroids

What I find funny Entry the 3rd (fan fare and ballyhoo!) There is a good chance you didn't read the last one because I didn't make that big a deal about letting you know (unless you subscribe then tha...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:21:00 PST

Things I find funny Entry 2 (don’t read if you have no sense of humour)

SO then, it's time ONCE AGAIN to amuse you all with a storied little blog written by ME for DOS (dos is you in mexican right?). Yes folks it's that time of the month again! no not when my "aunt flo" v...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:25:00 PST

what I find funny Entry 1

Things I find funny: Entry 1 "Asians posing together = zuh?" THis here is a new blog it's part of a series of mini blogs I have been meaning to write. Often in this life we come accross ne...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:01:00 PST

Why I can’t be EEEEEMMMMO.

This isn't a part of that new mini blog I'm going to do be doing soon, that comes later. No this is about why I can't be emo, in case you were wondering "hmm this Josh character seems groovy as one of...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:59:00 PST

I have a rather unique theory....

This is not part of the new "mini blog" thing I’m gonna do of things I find funny, rather this is just a short little thing I wanted to put up for you and viewers like you and future generations...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:16:00 PST

Hello Girls! Do you believe in love?! Cause I got something to say!!

Don't settle for second best baby, come and put your love TO THE test.... Um ahem, sorry, Madonna songs nonewitstanding, I'm here to write a new blog, yes within a few weeks since my last...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:16:00 PST

Ah! so Im a maverick huh?

This is what a test said about me as a lover You're provocative, adventurous and uninhibited. You're the Indiana Jones of the bedroom or anyplace else you decide to have sex. If you hear about it, y...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:39:00 PST

heath ledger? but why...should I care? (note: this may offend you somewhat)

So Ennis Del Mar is Dead wait, what's that you say? that Ennis was a character he played in a controversal movie that was about, to summerize what stan in south park said "gay cowboys eating pudding" ...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:35:00 PST

Goodbye Norma Jean..I will miss your smile

Those of you that know me know I never had a girlfriend in my life. Some people extoil the awesomness of being in a relationship, other whisper to me about the horrors of being in a one. I...
Posted by Of broken hearts and spent bullets on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST