i like ponies |
hmmm...
i like reno 911!, and i saw it was on comedy central, turns out it was mind of mencia...
i don't know if i was more angry that i got tricked into turning on mind of mencia, or if i was mad th...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:55:00 GMT |
i wish i could golf |
so I went to the driving range today with my dad and brotherI realized that its impossible for an asian to golf unless they are female... you fucked me again god... 1/4 of an inch from becoming the ne...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:07:00 GMT |
not funny... more for me to emote |
well, here we are nearing the end of june... Time for me to become depressed again. I am recently realizing that i have no idea what i want from life, besides being a comic, and eventually being...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:58:00 GMT |
dentists are not musicians |
why do dentists call their tools insttruments?... they don't play very good music, just the sound of nails running down a chalkboardwhen I was little I would get anything I wanted at the store by thro...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:52:00 GMT |
i am awesome! |
ok... i'm still mediocre... but i had a great set tonight, and its my first great set that i have done with new and old stuff and everything worked... i had a great time...i am closing in on 10 minute...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:10:00 GMT |
random thought... possibly incoherent |
ok, so they say that all jews are in some sort of performance, lawyers and doctors... This is true, but they also say that the only good comedic writers are also jewish. I want to dispell that myth.Gr...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:06:00 GMT |
i’m bored and here are my notes from facebook |
let me start by saying... congratulations phoebe!!!andy ur awesome too...I heart u guys... ur my only friendsi've been playing rockband recently... and I'm getting pretty good at it. but when I play ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:19:00 GMT |
i am azn, hear me ramble incoherently |
hmmmm... i don't do this as often as i probably should... I have some random things on my mind
Let me start by saying my kids mom is a raging fucking stupid irrational, illogical BITCH!!!
ok no thats ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:01:00 GMT |
tired |
god... comedy really takes a toll on your mind and body, its constant ups and downs... i love it... sorry to the no one who reads this, but its time to talk about important things. Things like d...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:08:00 GMT |
stun gun |
i would like to tell all of you a cautionary tale about stun guns. If you are given one to hold onto, obviously you are going to start shocking yourself to see where it hurts more or less.&...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:08:00 GMT |
