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About Me

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Dyslectic - Agnostic - Insomniac, I lie awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog. Ha! ok no really, CEO and Co-Designer of the urban, edgy, N.E.L.A. based Naughty Latina Clothing, Mom and Rock N Roll Massage Therapist. Hey musicians need therapy too!Im a simple pleasures type of girl. I dont ask for much, just honesty and a chance. I dont lie cause Im really bad at it and it always comes back to bite you in the ass. I believe in Karma and try to live my life respecting whats around me. I have a huge heart and have lots of love to give. I finally have someone that knows he can make me happy Im so glad he was brave enough to try. And yes he is the happiest man in the world hes definately my soul mate, after 21 something yrs of denying it to myself he IS the one.Anyway, Im really independent and not used to things being done for me. I cant stand high maintenance bitches and have always strayed away from ever becoming one. I like playing in the mud but also appreciate the luxury of satin sheets. Im a tomboy but can be his sex kitten as well. I dont like drama and I will disappear as soon as it shows up. I have no tolerance for stupidity and hate people with no depth and insult my intelligence assuming Im just like the typical dumb broad who is only interested in how much money she can get out of you.I found that the people with less money are the most precious. I also love animals. All of them, I cant pick a favorite cause they all have their personalities. I currently own a bearded dragon and hes the bomb and my pomeranian is the apple of my eye, I swear hes human. I love them so much its ridiculous.My personality can be chalked up as cynical, caring, happy, sarcastic, playful, and loving to those willing to accept it, a huge bitch to those that deserve it. I have an awesome son and my reason for being. I spend a lot of time with him and my family.I believe if you truly want something you will bust your ass to make it work no matter what it takes. Im the person that will try every avenue before quitting if its something I believe in.Well I think thats enough blah blah...for now.

My Interests

Anything with a good vibe...and thats Vibe not Vibee!! Computers, Gadgets, taking things apart then putting them back together, Old Cars, There is something about a nice throaty engine that makes me mess in my panties. Animals, Id love to have a rescue station some day. Seeing good local bands get their props and if I can help even better. Will stop what Im doing to watch Adult swim. My computer again! Oh I like camping and anything outdoors. Sleeping in on a rainy day and snuggling under the blankets while the storm is brewing outside. I absolutely adore Bearded Dragons. I have one that I spoil the hell out of. I also love art by Ray Ceasar. I love The Jerky Boys.

I'd like to meet:

Stevie Ray Vaughan (you didnt say they had to be alive),Betty Page, Andrew McCarthy (YUMMM), Lauren Bacal, John Lee Hooker, & Angelina Jolie. Satan, Buddah, Christ, all in the same room by the way, I need to get some shit off my chest. B.B. King, Dalai Lama, Trent Reznor, Phil Collins, Fairuza Balk, Danny Elfman, Dermot Mulroney, and your dog.Im not going to add anyone just to get more friends to my list. If you're someone that actually writes something worth reading then I will add you. But just to add to get more numbers is not my thing. The people in my friends list are actually friends I talk to on a daily basis or bands & artists I feel deserve my support. So if you request an add and I dont know who you are you probably will get denied. Especially if youre profile is full of chicks in bikinis with nothing interesting to say youre getting denied. You're too simple for me and you would bore me so I wouldnt bother. The people in my friends list have depth and I wouldnt want to insult them by adding someone shallow...ok ok some of them are brainless twits but they serve a purpose...ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Music:

Trent Reznor, My Ruin, Beatles, John Lennon, Deuce Eclipse, The Cult, Graeme Revell, Zak Wilde, Led Zeppelin, Depeche Mode,Pat Benatar, The Pretenders, Black Sabbath, Alice In Chains, Incubus, Slayer, Pantera, The Doors, Sean Lennon, Rainbow, Julian Lennon, The Scorpions, Queensryche, Linkin Park, Mana, Sublime. And I have to support the local scene. I love my guys!

Movies:

Psycho,Nightmare Before Christmas, Anything w/ Andrew McCarthy, Christopher Walken or Steve Buscemi in it. Hellraiser, Interview w/ A Vampire, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Italian Job, Underworld, Oceans 11 & 12, The Corpse Bride, Rawhead Rex, 21, Harold and Kumar, Theres too many to list.

Television:

Locked Up Abroad, mostly Nat Geo, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Law & Order SVU, Prison Break,

Books:

The Alchemist, Neil Gaimens-Death, Bury Me Standing, Midnight Graffiti, Love in Vein, Hottest Blood, Tibetan Elders, National Geographic.

Heroes:

My parents, My Friend Lalo (Tres), whos video mysteriously disappeared from the bottom of this section,...our service men & women, single parents, Dalai Lama, Che Guevara, Emiliano Zapata, Stev-O
My strong bitches: Frida Kahlo, Hatshepsut, Marie Antoinette, Annie Oakley, Joan of Arc, Princess Diana, Mother Teresa, Frida Kahlo, Carolina Herrera, Rita Moreno, Lizzy Borden, Elizabeth Bathory

My Blog

YUCK!

All I can say is ew ew ew EWWWW!!! One of our tennants just moved out and I went to see how they left the apartment and I couldnt even walk in!!! I wouldnt even let my dog walk in there I held him the...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:39:00 PST

Brainless

I pass out my business cards on a daily basis. I gave one to my tennants upstairs. They are a bit off but harmless. They like to drink and smoke the herb then dance naked to santana *shudder* and the ...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST

Things that annoy me

I pretty much hate humans all around we're fucking morons and we treat each other like shit, but the one thing that really chaps my ass is whenPeople that make their profiles private. R u fucking kidd...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:06:00 PST

Coyote catches Road Runner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJJW7EF5aVk My favorite. Definately the best....
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:18:00 PST

Gigantic Butterflies

OK the butterflies are here!!! No Im not on acid but im excited as fuck to go to Cancun. We're going to celebrate my parents 50th anniversary so dad is paying for some of our family to go too, but im ...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:31:00 PST

School pt.2

OMG almost a yr later and Im back at school continuing my education! I thought I would never get back. I cant wait to finish MT*. I want to take other classes after Im finished with MT. MT is the foun...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

Dr Pepper

OK so today I was getting something out of my car and I hit my head. It didnt really hurt but I could feel that my brain shook, it was grose. Now Ive had this head ache all day. I keep telling myself ...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

School Update

School kicks ass. Where else can I get a full body massage and have my spine moved by a Chiropractic student if im paired with one. My instructors are the bomb and full of so much information. L...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:14:00 PST

First day of school

OK so my first day of school was awesome. I got there an hour early and decided to talk to my cousin on the phone for a while and we ended up laughing at some sick ass shit. MMMM wetter luuv. hahahha ...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:56:00 PST

My Brat

I had to take him off the front page due to some friends having low band with and crying that it took too long to load. So Im putting Cain in his own blog incase you want to come see him. lol God i lo...
Posted by Healing Masseuse on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:16:00 PST