Hi! My name is Lolita Poosay and I am a 4 year old Tortoise-Shell Calico! I am a spayed Female, but that doesn't stop me from being one sexy Puss! My Mommy adopted me when I was 8 weeks old, and I was so teeny, that I fit in her hands!
My Mommy had to get me when I was young, because my Big Brother Thomas only bonds with little Kittens (that's also where I got my name from). I am a little naive sometimes and am not afraid of anything! Sometimes I'm a little TOO friendly and get myself into trouble. My Big Brother Thomas watches out for me, and lets me know when I do something stupid.
I am Obsessive Compulsive (a trait I inherited from my Mommy) and have a whole stash of goodies hidden under the couch. One time, my Mommy and Grandma pulled the couch out and found over 100 pieces of candy with little teeny teeth marks, potpourri, bobby pins, jelly bracelets, q-tips, feathers and toy mice! (Mommy calls me her crazy little bag lady!) I'm also a Piglet and will literally lick butter off of the floor if you drop it! I'm starting to pack on the pounds, and it won't be long now until I have cankles!
When I was a Baby, I had worms, mites and all kinds of other problems. Because of that, I had bowel issues and used to soil myself when Mommy had company (talk about an ice breaker!) Because of that, some Douchebag kept calling me Stinky Kitty, and it is the ONLY name I will answer to now! (Thanks Asshole!)
After we moved to Florida, Mom brought home 4 new baby Brothers and Sisters, who needed homes: Maya, Sadie, Edgar and Butters. At first, I was pretty ticked because I wasn't the baby anymore... But I am doing better now and actually kinda like the little boogers! Maya is really big (she must have giantism or something, poor thing!) We are pretty used to each other now, and have a really good time hanging out on our screened in porch, just us Girls! I also like to sniff her frito feet when she's sleeping! All us Kitties like to jump on Mommy's bed in the middle of the night to play with all our noisy toys! It's really funny!
I also jump on the bed and wake up Mommy EVERY SINGLE MORNING at 7:30 a.m. like clockwork (6:30 right after daylight savings time), by meowing sweetly and then pushing my head under Mom's hand until she wakes up and pets me (who needs an alarm clock when you've got me?!)
My favorite thing in the whole wide world is Turtle Food! If I hear the lid opening from ANYWHERE in the house, I come running and crying until I get some! I'm also a compulsive cleaner, and will clean ANYONE who lets me.
