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Maya

I KNOW I'm a Sexy BITCH!

About Me

My name is Maya and I am 2 years old! I was found as a stray, in Tampa, wandering aimlessly, and scared to death! I was in full heat and was getting chased mercilessly by marauding Male Dogs! The Siberian Husky Rescue of Central Florida found me and took me in. They were so nice to me, except when they took me to these weird people in white coats who stuck me with needles and took some of my girl parts! Oh well, at least I got lots of love and kisses afterward!
My new Mommy adopted me in April. I wanted her to be my Mommy so badly that I "worked it" really well, and charmed her from the beginning! Sucker! - My new home is so much fun! My Mommy spoils me rotten and lets me play with lots of toys! I love to play fetch, take Walks, or lay around like a couch potato!
I have a Big Brother named Thomas O'Malley, and a Big Sister named Lolita Poosay, and they both pick on me! I also have a Baby Brother named Edgar, a Baby Sister named Sadie and a new Baby Brother named Butters. Edgar follows me around and I love to snuggle and play with him! He wants to do everything that I do! I taught him how to sniff like a Dog, and chew on Pig's ears. He also plays fetch too! I also have a Cousin Oliver just like the Brady Bunch!
I am still a little leary of Large Dogs, especially Males, but my Mommy has been helping me to work through my issues. Mama says I'm bitter, just like her! Once I get to know a Doggy, I am fine with them. Little Dogs I am totally fine with. I have a Boyfriend named Rocky! He's a Chihuahua/Dachsund mix who lives next door!
I just don't understand how anyone could want to throw me away?! I'm very polite, I never have accidents in the house, I have like 10 nipples, I am good with Cats and Kids, and I love to snuggle! What more could you want?!
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My Interests

Squeaky Toys, Meat of any kind, Popsycles, spreading my legs and getting belly rubs, going on W-A-L-Ks!, Sniffing Women's crotches, trash-cans, toothpaste tubes, dixie cups, Turtle Food, Cat Food, Bird Food, (basically any food that isn't mine!) Shaving my legs, being prissy about getting my delicate feet wet, being sneaky, stealing Cupcakes off the counter, watching TV.

I'd like to meet:

First of all, I wanna give a shout out to all my Bitches! I am 100% Alpha Female and will even mount and hump any Dogs that try to play with me, so I need submissive Pups who I can boss around. If you want an Awesome Dog like me, please visit these wonderful People at www.siberrescue.com - Where my Dawgs at?!

Music:

Who let the Dogs out?! Pitbull Daycare. Genitorturers. Machine Head. Hanzel und Gretyl. Harmonica or anything I can howl to!

Movies:

White Fang. Iron Will. Balto. Snow Dogs. Eight Below. Homeward Bound. Milo and Otis. Lady and the Tramp. The Because of Winn-Dixie. Oliver and Company. Robin Hood (animated Disney version).

Television:

Animal Planet, baby!

Books:

Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds, Pawprints of History, Marley and Me, My Angels Wear Fur, Animal Miracles, Dog Miracles, Therapy Dogs. Call of the Wild. Chicken Soup for the Dog Lover's Soul.

Heroes:

The Siberian Husky Rescue of Central Florida! www.siberrescue.com - and My Mommy for giving me a second chance, and for spoiling me rotten!

My Blog

Siberian Husky Rescue of Florida - My Mommy!

Woof woof!  My Mommy just got honored as volunteer of the quarter, from the Rescue she adopted me from!  I am so proud of her!  Woof woof! >> Our Husky Rescue puts out a quarterly newsl...
Posted by Maya on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:43:00 PST

Annual Siberian Husky Olympics! This Sunday - 2/24! BE THERE!

This Sunday, February 24th, we are having our 12th Annual - Siberian Husky Olympics at Lake Seminole Park, in Seminole, Florida!Anyone in the area is invited to attend!  This is an Annual Fundrai...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:58:00 PST

woof! lip service model contest - vote for my mommy!

Woof!  Please vote for my Mommy!  Woof! "Yes, you read that correctly...Out of a combination of curiosity and boredom, I decided to submit a couple of pictures to Lip Service, to enter mysel...
Posted by Maya on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:10:00 PST

add my new baby brother - halo!

Attention all Animal lovers!  Click below to add the cutest little Puppy in the world... My darling new baby brother, Halo!  http://www.myspace.com/hurricanehalo...
Posted by Maya on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

Jacksonville, FL - Humane Society - PLEASE HELP!!

I am very sad to announce that the Jacksonville, FL - Humane Society Animal Shelter, endured a terrible fire over the weekend.  Below, you will find more details of this travesty, as well as ways...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

add my brothers and sisters! woof!

Woof!  Click on each link to add all of my Brothers and Sisters!  Woof!  http://www.myspace.com/thomastheomalleycat  http://www.myspace.com/lolitapoosay http://www.myspace. co...
Posted by Maya on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

help support siberian huskies!

The Siberian Husky Rescue (as well as many other charities) need your help. All you have to do is use www.goodsearch.com as your main search engine (it is owned by yahoo and will give you the same gre...
Posted by Maya on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST