Hi! My name is Thomas O'Malley and I am a 10 year old neutered Male Thomas Cat. I am the luckiest Kitty Cat in the whole world! When I was a baby Kitty, I lived in a horrible house! Me and my family were tortured and abused. I was put in a microwave, given an LSD tab, and rolled down the hill in a trash can. One day, an Angel visited me and saved me from my Hell. She brought me home and took care of me. At first, they thought I may be retarded, because I did a lot of strange things when I was little. But because of the love my new family showed me, I developed into the best damn Kitty Cat in the whole world! I do, however, suffer from Asthma, which I even have a Kitty Cat inhaler for.
My first Mommy moved away several years ago and couldn't take me with her, so my then Aunt Sally adopted me and became my new Mommy. I love both of my Mommies SSSSOOO much. I am so lucky to have 2 such hot Mommies! Meow!
3 Years ago, my new Mommy brought me home a Baby Sister named Lolita. At first, I didn't like her too much, but now we're best friends! A few months ago, Mommy brought me home a Baby Sister named Maya... She is friggin' HUGE! At first I was seething pissed, but now we get along just fine. Since then, Mommy has brought me 2 Baby Brothers - Edgar and Butters, and a Baby Sister named Sadie. We LOVE to jump on Mommy's bed in the middle of the night and play with all our toys (especially the noisy ones!) I also love to follow Mommy into the bathroom in the middle of the night, so I can drink water out of the bathtub faucet. I like to walk on my hind-legs when no one is watching, but I have gotten caught a couple of times! I also like to have Wednesday night Poker games in my Kitty Cat Clubhouse, with all of my neighborhood pals!
Because of my childhood, I am very leary of strangers (especially Children, the little Demons!) and prefer to hide. I don't adjust well to new situations, and after moving to Florida in March, I spent 2 whole weeks hiding in Mommy's closet with all her shoes. I also turn into a Monster when I'm at the Vet's office, because of an incident when I was little, where a Vet Tech got too excited and stuck a thermometer in my butt (the sadistic Bitch!) I am also a spite pee-er, so if I'm REALLY mad about something, I will meow really loud to get your attention, and then stare you straight in the face while I pee on something important of yours. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Despite my mischievous behavior, I am the snuggliest Kitty Cat in the whole wide world, and I LOVE to snuggle with my Mommy and sleep with her at night (when I'm not raising hell that is!). I especially love to crawl up onto her chest and "make bread" (She only THINKS I'm making bread, I'm really just copping a feel ;)
I am also the inspiration behind the character Puss In Boots, from Shrek 2. I am still working on my royalty law suit, which has yet to be settled.
