I own a lot of books. |
Every time I move, I realize I own a lot of books. I can't throw books out, because they're books. Only Nazi's and NASCAR fans destroy books, so I keep them. I know I'm never going to read them again....
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST |
Im Mr. Lower East Side... bitches.... |
(Warning: The links and video in this post may not be appropriate for the office, library or anywhere you don't want to be seen looking at naked freaks on a computer screen.) So, it's been a couple w...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:58:00 PST |
Im working on a new orgasm face. |
I've been working on a new orgasm face. I caught a glimpse of mine in the mirror the other day, and, frankly, it looks a little needy... like I don't have many orgasms and am surprised to be having on...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST |
Dentists and Judgement |
I've been visiting the dentist at the New York University School of Dentistry. It's cheap, because student doctors work on you. While, you might think this is would be a ticket to increased agony at t...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:43:00 PST |
BRAINYAXE |
Hey all. Please come check out the new monthly show I'm producing at The Bowery Poetry Club: BRAINYAXE Reggie Watts, Craig Baldo, Baron Vaughn, Tom McCaffrey, John Mulaney. An evening of brainy c...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST |
Rockin' the Casbah |
My new neighborhood is Arab. There's a Mosque across the street and about 20 hookah cafes down the next 3 blocks. I see women in headscarves all the time. Tonight, I went to the kebab place on my c...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Buying Furniture |
I went to IKEA with my girlfriend and we spent over $500. We didn't mean to. It just sort of happened. We exercised restraint. Several times I put things in the cart and then returned them to the shel...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST |
My Vacation and Dental Surgery in Bulgaria |
Alright... here goes. As mentioned, I went to Bulgaria. Why, because my girlfriend is Bulgarian. Many of you are just now learning that a place called Bulgaria exists, because I am telling you about i...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Product Placement |
I had a dream last night in which somebody gave me a Blow Pop . There was no stick coming out of it, but the wrapper was unmistakable. I 'm nervous this is the beginning of a terrible trend of produ...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST |
Happy New Year |
Well, glad that's over. Managed to get through it all without losing my girlfriend, family members, reputation and credit rating; Coincidentally, my resolutions for the new year consist of keeping the...
Posted by Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST |
