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Jenny Rubin

Sometimes I wake up laughing in the night- Bro-

About Me

----Retired Juggler-Professional bottle opener--snorter---I love animals-I am obsessed with the name MAX-I can't leave the house without making my bed-I need to quit smoking! I need things to smell amazing always-Sometimes my armpits smell like cat pee- My stomach hurts from laughing-I hate Customer Service-I want to invent a machine you can step into and it will only remove the hair you don't want--I hate my hair-I have violent dreams about murder and killing people in Nam-I dig music-I never miss the Oscars-My bunyon hurts-I care deeply about my friends and loved ones--but yet when people say friends and loved ones-hmmm. I mean, aren't friends already loved ones? Something to think about--- Oh--and yes--I'm a comedian-I hear blogging and Myspace will make ya famous-I'm one cat away from being an old bag -- http://www.jennyrubin.blogspot.com/Check out the One Year Anniversary of MAX!msprm name="wmode" value="tran

My Interests

Lion Taming--Being nostalgic about my youth--Googling- Craig and Tom--music, comedy, movies, friends and walking on nails-Searching for that bag of money--

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan and Frank Stallone

Music:

Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Wilco-Paul Westerberg-Beth Orton, Elvis, old fifties shit, Stones, Garden State Soundtrack type stuff,anything on WFUV--Seriously, everything from Nat King Cole to Bruce Springsteen-

Movies:

It's a Wonderful Life,Diner,All the Wes Anderson movies,Almost Famous, Garden State,Taxi Driver,Tempest,Annie Hall,Rebecca,Say Anything,Don't Look Back, Hair,Serpico, Mystic Pizza,Shawshank Redemption,Hilary and Jackie, Sense and SensibilityOffice Space,Brokeback Mountain,Napoleon Dynamite,When Harry Met Sally, West Side Story, Gigi,To Kill a Mockingbird,The Shining,Hard Days Night,Kramer Vs. Kramer--I'll add more later because I'm gonna vomit-

Television:

Six feet Under-

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius

Heroes:

Jasper-Jack Tripper-Bugs Bunny-John Cusack-Bob Dylan-