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Michelle Collins

The Hardest Working Girl in Ho Biz

About Me

Best Week Ever!

You Can't Make It Up

Comedian Endorsed By the NY Post's Page Six!

I seriously can't get enough of me, and neither can Britney.

My Interests

Al Jolson, small animal teeth.


I'd like to meet:

My Hero.

Peter Gallagher and/or Gallagher.

Music:

Extreme's "More Than Words."

Movies:

T3, Amadeus, True Romance, Wes & Woody, Empire of the Sun, Wedding Crashers, The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Goodfellas, Casino, The Celebration, The Dinner Game, Munich, Kill Bill V2, Tatie Danielle, Johnny Stecchino, Total Recall, Guys & Dolls, and Safety Last!

Television:

Little Britain, Project Runway, Nighty Night, The Amazing Race, Car 54 Where Are You?, Mr. Ed, Heat Vision & Jack, The Golden Girls, Breed All About It, That's My Baby, I Birthed a Turd, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Perfect Strangers, The Patty Duke Show, Strangers w/ Candy.... I just read my entire profile "likes" and am humiliated with how seriously I took it.

Books:

The Unauthorized Biography of Ralph Fiennes & Ventriloquism for Dummies

Heroes:

Bonnie Tyler