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Kevin

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About Me

This makes me sad:

My Interests

Boner Juice.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people with good taste, and also a girl that I can watch Pump Up the Volume with and then makeout with and then maybe go get some ice cream with.

Music:

Too many.

Movies:

Way too many.

Television:

Not enough.

Books:

Just right.

My Blog

The bastard son of a thousand screenplays is finally done.

It's finally done. At least the first draft anyways. It's a screenplay I have been working on for about the last 8 months and I just wrote the last scene. It's gonna take some tweakings of course, but...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

Big news

I found this huge serial killer knife in an old cabinet my roommate and I just got off the street. Who wants to go murdering later?
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:10:00 PST

The Night I Fought THE DRAGON Part 2

FATHER had given me the sword. "Oh, what a gift!" I said, immediately after the ashes of FATHER sullied my lungs. I was ready to fight THE DRAGON. He was one dead dragon. I entered THE DRAGO...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

The Night I Fought THE DRAGON Part 1

It was cold and stormy. I remember because I brought my jacket that night. I travelled down into the depths of the valley down the street. Straight for the cave. No time to dilly dally. I approached t...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:24:00 PST

In other news...

I just saw a woman carrying her baby like a bookbag.I was curious, shocked, appalled, and enthusiastic.
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST

Weathermen really get a bad reputation

Everyone thinks being a weatherman is so damn easy. That these guys just walk in, talk for a second, and then leave, and get paid more than I probably will ever make.Listen people, all of that stuff b...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:24:00 PST

Oldy times

Think about this:How crappy would it have been to be living in gladiator times and you are one of the lowly slaves awaiting your doom in the gladiatorial arena?What do you talk about with the other sl...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST

A very subtle character flaw

That's right, I'll admit it, I am pretty sweet.
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST

Another thing that I hate.

Diana Ross.I hate when places that distribute music label a Supremes album as "Diana Ross and the Supremes" and put it under the letter R.That's so stupid. That lady sucks. I mean look at her:She look...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

Intimacy Part 2

So I was moving a lot of my crap yesterday and a thought came up. A thought about sexual intercourse. You know, boinging.Now, I've been arrrround. Don't get me wrong. Hey, oh yeah.There's still one th...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST