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Robert

I found my salvation in the places where you drink

About Me

Well Robert settled down in the Valley and hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead. He sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road and assumed a $30,000 loan at 15¼% and put down payment on a little two bedroom place. His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash, made good Bloody Marys, kept her mouth shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua named Carlos that had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind. They had a thoroughly modern kitchen, self-cleaning oven (the whole bit). Robert drove a little sedan; they were so happy.

One night Robert was on his way home from work, stopped at the liquor store, picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths, drank 'em in the car on his way to the Shell station. He got a gallon of gas in a can, drove home, doused everything in the house, torched it, parked across the street, laughing, watching it burn, all Halloween-orange and chimney-red. Then Robert put on a top forty station, got on the Hollywood Freeway and headed north.

Never could stand that dog.

My Interests

Music:

Radiohead
Tom Waits
Ani DiFranco
Tori Amos
Death Cab for Cutie
Modest Mouse
Bob Dylan
Big Star
Cat Power
Coldplay
Ryan Adams
Joni Mitchell
The Mountain Goats
Wilco
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
Songs: Ohia
Richard Buckner
Townes van Zandt
Johnny Cash
Jeff Buckley
Bright Eyes
Belle and Sebastian
The Pixies
The Replacements
Nina Simone
Charles Mingus
Iron & Wine

Movies:

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My Blog

Self-Portrait at 28

I know it's a bad title but I'm giving it to myself as a gift on a day nearly canceled by sunlight when the entire hill is approaching the ideal of Virginia brochured with goldenrod and loblolly and I...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:50:00 PST

anyone want a mix cd?

Chanson d'automne Les sanglots longsDes violons De l'automneBlessent mon coeurD'une langueur Monotone.Tout suffocantEt blĂȘme, quand Sonne l'heure,Je me souviensDes jours anciens Et je...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:14:00 PST

stupid survey

[X] I miss somebody right now. [X] I dont watch much TV these days. [X] I love olives. Yeah, but mainly just cocktail olives in my martinis! [X] I love sleeping. [ ] I own lots of books [X] I...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

like a turd falling into my drink...

That's an excerpt from a Bill Hicks quote. Don't worry, I won't deprive you of the the quote in it's entirety. In fact, here it is: "Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial - you're off the a...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOW HEAR THIS

Okay, now listen up, all of you Myspace freaks! We've got to talk about your incessant attempts to add me as your friend. Do I know you from Adam? No. Have we ever had a conversation about anythin...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

from Savage Love

I never tried drugs in high school. Getting ready to head into my third year of college in Baltimore, some friends and I were hanging out, and one of the girls pressured us all into trying Ecstasy. BI...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Kite is a Victim

A kite is a victim you are sure of. You love it because it pulls gentle enough to call you master, strong enough to call you fool; because it lives like a trained falcon in the high sweet air, ...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST