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modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.)

My alterego rocks fur coats and chills with Greenpeace; fucks to Gwar and jerks to Striptease.

About Me

And stumbling through the street they say, "Sir do you have a light?"
And if you do, then you're my friend.
And if you don't, then you're my foe.
And if you are a deity of any sort, then please don't go.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Music:


Movies:



Television:


Books:

fight club, survivor, choke, diary, haunted and lullaby by chuck palahniuk.
ready, ok! by adam cadre.
everything is illuminated and extremely loud, incredibly close both by johnathan safran foer.
the virgin suicides by jeffrey eugenides.
ishmael by daniel quinn.

Heroes:


Rest in Peace, Blake Anderson Davids.

My Blog

you're so vain

I bet you think this blog is about you, don't you? On an unrelated note: My birthday party is on June 16th at my house. Come around 9. My actual birthday is on the 13th just in case you want to take m...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST

i want to love you madly.

MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Italian. Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. N/A. Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. The Dube. Duh. Q. On averag...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:40:00 PST

you're too shy shy.

So today is the first day of my Cabbage Soup Diet. So far, so okay. You're supposed to be able to eat as much of the soup as you want on any given day, along with fruits or veggies or a baked potato o...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

life inside a music box ain't easy.

Is it unfair of me to completely neglect people that I associate with a bad/low time in my life? Like, if I give them the time of day I'll just self destruct and become what I was when I was with them...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:23:00 PST

can't hold us down.

This is who I feel like I look like today: In no way am I as color coordinated as Miss Aguilera, but I am sporting similar shorts (not as risque), a tank top and knee socks. But with Sauconys...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

what would you do?

I ended up biting off my fake nails in a fit of stress today. My nails are gross and weak and definitely way damaged. Today sucks ass. I'm not a big fan. We have this ridiculously difficult order that...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

narration.

Do you ever have a different voice, other than your own, narrating your own thoughts? Maybe I'm the only one who actually hears my own thoughts spoken in my head? Or is that how all thoughts are made,...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

son, you've got a full blown case as what is know as jellybones.

I've been working at Bear Rock now for a few weeks. Just weekends and picking up a shift here or there if need be. Things are going really well there. The people I work with are super nice. I'm all ab...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

warning:

I will most likely bite your head off today if you approach me. So consider yourself warned.
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

i wont go, go, go.

HEY! I GOT THE JOB AT BEAR ROCK. So this is amazing news. I have a great job already. Now I'm going to have another great job (I hope it's great). And I'm getting my tax returns in a little over a wee...
Posted by modern day irish cream. (♥b.a.d.) on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST