I play music. Lots and lots and lots of music
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but my patented doctor repellent will work at up to 98% efficiency without any of that pesky eating stuff! (ANOREXICS, I'M TALKING TO YOU!)
I say a lot of things(a good chunk of which are offensive), but can only be taken seriously about 13.7% of the time, the other 86.3% of my banter is comprised of things i say to keep myself entertained and amused, because in the end, god doesn't give a flying fuck about how many times you went to church or any of that other trivial bullshit. What gets you in to heaven is a complete and utter disregard for other peoples feelings so that you are free to be able to amuse yourself to the fullest, especially at the expense of others(i'll help you out just this once and let you know that that last part was part of the 86.3%, and jesus christ, i've never used that many god damn percent signs in my entire life. Ever.).
I'm a boy, and i am shy, very shy. Until i get to know you. Then i will not be shy and you will wish that you had never gotten to know me, because i was not made to be able to function with other human beings. I blame it on the extra amounts of crazy i recieved at birth.
Add my band via this link because i'm too damn lazy to find any of you on here MY FUCKING BAND
