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Nick Stevens, Man-Child

Where'd you get your clothes? The Toilet Store?

About Me

An aspiring game show host and permanent man-child, I have worn many hats, most of which don't fit due to my enormous cranium (8 1/4, I kid you not!) I sometimes double as a fellow named Fitzy, ranting and raving abut Boston sports and movies and more on townienews.com, even working for ESPN.com last fall following Monday Night Football around the country - see mondaynightmania.com for videos. I was the "Professional" Sports Guy on The Booker Show on K-Rock/92.3FreeFM, New York. I am one of the many smartass talking heads on those All Access VH1 shows (Celeb Baby Names, Bad Breakup Songs, etc...) and any other cable network that will have my whorish self. I host a nonsensical weekly sports show on Heavy.com. I co-hosted a weekly variety show in NYC, The Shark Show, @ Mo Pitkin's. I do voiceovers, standup...and I can not lie; I was that "Ramma-Lamma" guy from ESPN's Dream Job. Please don't let that be how you remember me.
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My Interests

Comedy...Football...Movies...Beer...Baseball...Writing...Gam eshows...Snacks...Theater...Food...Acting...Cocktails...Read ing...Beer...Radio... Snacks...Travel...Music...Darts...Karaoke...Parlour Games...Not being thought of as a dummy...

I'd like to meet:

The guy who made THESE videos!MY REEL!.. More videos from the "Burly Sports Show" channel at Heavy.com.. More videos from the "Burly Sports Show" channel at Heavy.com.. More videos from the "Burly Sports Show" channel at Heavy.com

Music:

So many kinds that I don't think it's worth writing about because, let's face it, if I wrote that Guns 'n Roses or Beethoven or Nightmares on Wax floated my music boat, would it make your day that much sunnier? That sarcasm stated, Kelly Clarkson is my girl.

Movies:

Basically there's the cream of the crop - Star Wars (the original), Caddyshack, Die Hard, vintage Zucker Brothers comedies, The Blues Brothers, vintage Mel Brooks, Out Of Sight, His Girl Friday, vintage John Hughes, Raiders of the Lost Ark, vintage Woody Allen - and then there's everything else. Basically.

Television:

Match Game, Any NFL game, House, Curb, Earl, Office, The Muppet Show, Three's Company, Conan, SportsCenter, The Price Is Right, Simpsons, Knight Rider, MLB baseball, classic Carson and Letterman, The A-Team, I Dream of Jeannie (no shame there).

Books:

Will you judge me if I say I've read all the Harry Potter books? Does it help that I love Fitzgerald? Didn't think so.

Heroes:

Johnny Carson, Gene Rayburn, the Colonel from KFC, Ted Knight, Christy Canyon, Shooter McGavin, the man who tasted the first beer, Tom Brady, Sean Connery (in the late 60's), Rodney Dangerfield, Carey Grant, Abe Lincoln, the man who invented Nachos, Angus Young, Batman, Heidi Klum's cleavage (pre-Seal). What can I say? I got a thing for dead people, snack food, beer, sports and boobs.